Law x Reader x Kid Catproblems AU

Problems arise quickly

First week it was simply getting used to each other.. Okay, not simply, because how on earth can someone just get used to two talking cats? It seems like living with two other persons.. in your house. They put up their voices in everything you did and do. From listening to music to how you clean your place to what you watch on your tv. Kid was the loudest, always complaining and putting his paws on some buttons to change the channel, glaring at you while at it. Law was more composed, but snappy and he knew how to use his words to make you do what he wanted, even when all you wanted to do was lay down and close your eyes.

"(y/n)-ya." You felt something push your arm. "(y/n)-ya." Again, but this time your cheek and a gentle rub followed it. A sigh left your lips, but you refused to lift your head from your arms as you finally had a little rest.. on your table.. half laying on the table. Law booped the top of your head time after time and the last time he pawed harder. "Come on, (y/n)-ya. All day I have to listen to or ignore the red baboon over here. Give me attention already." Law said loud enough for the 'red baboon' to hear.

"HEY!" He yelled, making his way to the table you had recently made your bed. "Say that again and I'll kill you." Kid growled next to your head, baring his claws from his paw to Law.

"Fine, you big, red baboon." Law said with a smirk, earning a swat from Kid that Law evaded by simply leaning to the side and the paw hit your head.

"Ow! Cut it out already!" You grumbled, grabbing Kid by his neck.

"Put me down, you good-for-nothing-person!" Kid hissed and tried to hit you with his claws as a tickmark appeared on your cheek, sending him some daggers.

"Fine, find your own food then, mister I'm -too-awesome-to-live-here." You retorted, jabbing your finger to his little face. Law chuckled next to you and rubbed his cheek against your arm.

With a sigh you put the red cat calmly down on his feet, earning a confused look from him as you turned around and walked to the kitchen. "(y/n)?" He started as your figure left his sight and he looked at the black cat. "What did you do, Mister I'm-so-awesome?" Kid glared at Law who simply jumped down from the table and followed you with his tail held high.

As he set foot in the kitchen, Law saw you leaning on the counter, blankly staring at the coffee maker with the biggest mug you had in your hand. Wiggling his rear a little, Law jumped up and only just reached some footing. He looked at you with a tilted head and sniffed the air, licking his lips at the smell of the strong liquid. "You okay?" He leaned to your arm and you watched him from the corner of your eyes.

"No." You muttered and Law's ears laid flat on his head.

"Something happened?" His grey eyes stared up to analyse your face, but he soon gave up with a frown. "Oy! Answer me." He snapped and you glared down, murdering aura surrounding you.

A loud laugh rang through the air when Law jumped away from you, fearing to get hit when he angered you just a little more. Kid simply was a few feet away and laughed his ass off, rolling over the ground like an idiot. "Oh, boy, this is going to be fun." He finally said between his gasps for air.

"I'm glad you like it." You muttered, pouring yourself the strong, caffeine filled drink just to blow over it as you turned around and leaned you butt against the counter. Both cats eyed you warily with squinted eyes before you raised your brow. "What? Something on my face?"

"You're harsh." Kid said loudly, making you sigh and squat down to him.

"I. Had. A. Bad. Day." You said and hold out your hand for him to sniff, which he did to your surprise.

"You stink." A chuckle left your lips and you sipped your coffee.

"Yeah, I know. Want to know what I had to do?" You asked nicely and Kid pawed your hand.

"No." Coffee sputtered from your lips as you almost choked on it and Kid jumped to the side.

"Now that is harsh, mister." Patting his head a little and drinking your beverage bit by bit. The sudden sound filled the room and you groaned as you stood again and walked to the source of 'I fooled you' in the living room. "Hey." You muttered, listening to what the other had to say. "You want that now?" Law and Kid sprinted to the couch, claiming it when you wanted to sit on it. With a glare you sat on the edge of the side, swatting Law away as he wanted to claim that spot. "Yeah, yeah. I'll take a look soon, don't worry." With that you hung up and threw your phone on the couch, where it bounced to the ground. "Just great." You muttered, falling to your knees to grab it again and laid it on the table.

"Hungry." Kid demanded from above your head as your eyes caught his for only a millisecond.

Too tired to even fight that monster off, you crawled into the kitchen to warm up some milk for them and grab a cookie for yourself to munch on. "Shouldn't you make proper dinner?" Law asked, trotting next to you.

 "What are you? My doctor?" You retorted and put down his bowl in front of him, taking the other to the living room for the lazy, red cat/baboon. "Kid, get your dinner." He practically ran to your feet, rubbed his cheek once against your leg and drank the white stuff, spilling some drops from the bowl. Having the couch all to yourself right now, you slumped down, grabbed your laptop from your bag and opened it, awakening it from sleeping-mode.

Law was the first to reappear next to you, licking his lips contently and booping your arm. "Hi, Law." You said, staring at the text in front of you with a frown. "God.. can't they do anything right at all?" Law looked over your hand at the screen and tilted his black head.

"What?" He looked up at your concentrated face as you didn't answer immediately.

"Group project. Let's say that I'm really wondering how they managed to get this far." You finally answered as Kid wiggled his rear between your thigh and the side of the couch, cleaning his mouth on your shirt. "Really Kid?" You raised your brow at him and he looked bored at you.

"Entertain me." He deadpanned and you leaned your head back.

"Kid.." You said lowly and closed your eyes as Law leaned on your boobies to sniff your face.

As he looked down, he pawed them and snuggled it, making you squeak. "They're soft." He muttered softly and Kid jumped up to try them too.

"Wow, they really are." He commented and you grabbed both their necks to lift them off.

"Bad, kitties." Both cats pawed your nose and looked as innocent as they possibly can.

"He started it. I just wanted to make sure." Kid said, looking away with what seemed like a blush dusting his cheeks.

"I know they're soft. They're mine and I can touch them whenever I want. You don't have to check that." You muttered and placed them next to you.

"(y/n)-ya?" Law looked up at you and pawed your arm once again.

"Yes?" Anew, you stared at the words dancing in front of you, trying to make something logical from the mess your group had made.

 "You're ours, right?" Kid finished Law's question and you turned to face them, tilting your head slightly.

"In some way, yes.. Why?" Kid and Law smirked at each other and turned back to you.

"Then your boobies are ours." They sing-sang, moving their heads from side to side like a snake. You simply blinked and groaned, leaning your head in your hand. Why? Just why?