Law x Reader x Kid Catproblems AU

Just give it a rest

Ah, weekend. Two days of doing absolutely nothing or everything at once. This time, no, mostly every weekend, you would simply lay in bed, doing nothing at all because fuck that. Your free time is absorbed by study and work on normal days. Please, just let the weekend be two days for yourself to do.. Hmm.. nothing instead of working your ass off like every other day. Work was a bitch, your university was a bitch and hell.. everyone around you was a bitch, demanding so many time from your usual *cough* ME *cough* time. Lying flat on your stomach on the bed that now demanded all of your attention on the feathery like touch that it gave your sore body. The blankets covering your body wrapped it in warmth and drifted you eventually in the peace of sleep you always hope to receive without grabbing sleeping pills like some other days. This peace was embracing you like another blanket, soothing every fibre of your being and let muscles relax in the embrace of sun that leaked through your curtains.

Yeah, the weekend, days for relax, days for.. a door to creak open. NO! Soft pattering echoed in your silent embrace that was slowly leaving your sore muscles and limps for good this morning. The sniffing of a soft nose reached your ears as you forced yourself to fall back to the embrace of your unconsciousness. Feeling the pillow that dipped slightly of unwelcomed weight, a soft moan left your lips. "Think she's awake?" A voice chirped up softly and a chuckle left someone else's lips. "One way to find out." Oh, how the smirk was simply audible in those words. Whiskers tickled the skin of your earlobe when a small face neared the hole you used for hearing.

"Oh, (y/n)-ya. It's 7 o'clock. We're hungry." One voice rang smoothly in your ear. That voice should be banned. You thought, swatting the small head away lazily. "YO! Good-for-nothing. Make breakfast, now!" Another harsh voice yelled in your ear and your eye shot open at once with a loud groan. "Go away." You slurred in your half-asleep state. "No." Both voices said in unison as they pawed your head, one harder than the other, probably enjoying hitting you. "I hope this isn't your new fetish, Kid. Because I will swat it out of you." You growled, turning to your back as the two cats jumped aside. The what you thought was a glaring sun shone on your face, forcing your eyes to open at once, because hey, you won't sleep any minute longer.

"Why do you always wake up this early on a weekend?" You muttered, shielding your eyes with your hand as you cracked one of your eyes open to look at the ones waking your peaceful state. "What do you mean, (y/n)-ya? It isn't that early." Law answered, shoving his nose in your face as a purr escaped his tiny throat. "It is." You hissed and closed your eye once again. "Leave me alone." A paw booped your nose and you looked at the culprit with a scowl. "Feed me, damn it, human." Kid said, sending some sharp daggers at your face, which you send away as you pushed his little head to the side. "Be less harsh and I'll think about it." You grumbled between the attempt of stiffing a yawn.

"(y/n)-ya~" Law purred and booped your cheek softly. "I think I need coffee." He muttered, letting you turn to face him. "Cats don't need coffee, Law. Now hush, my bed is whispering sweet things to let me stay and keep him warm." You muttered, swiftly turning your body on your side to let sleep attempt to overtake you once again. "No. Coffee. Now." Law said, jumping on your shoulder and Kid helped him too, jumping on your head while at it. "Food." "Coffee." They said again and again until a groan left your chest once again. "FINE!" You yelled, suddenly sitting up and sending the two misfits from your head to your lap. Your hand travelled up to rub your (e/c) orbs free from any traces of sleep, as you won't get it until later this night.

Hands rubbing your face and two little devils rubbing their cheeks on your stomach before running of towards the kitchen, you swung your legs over your bed to touch the cold floor with your bare feet. "Argh, so cold." You hissed and pulled your legs back up, looking for your slippers. Finding the cute, fluffy and white bunny slippers another foot away, you made your way to the kitchen yawning and stretching without any shame left. "Finally!" The cats said in unison as they sat in front of you when you bend over to pick up two bowls for the animals and a mug for your steaming, hot beverage of a "nice" morning. "Hush." You hushed their little, lousy voices from your sleep deprived mind and grabbed a can with tuna for them as they always wanted that for breakfast. Weird cats. You thought as you pushed the bowls to the hungry beasts and saw them devour the pieces of fish in seconds before licking their lips happily and trotting to the living room to do.. what actually? You never knew and maybe, just maybe, you didn't want to know what a cat does when it thinks it's alone.

Setting the kettle on the fire, you soon threw a teabag in your mug and smiled a little as you looked outside through the tiny window in your kitchen, giving a nice view of your small garden. Imagining the pretty flowers to bloom when it would become spring once again filled your thoughts and you missed the glare Kid threw you when he stepped back inside of the kitchen, wondering why you were still there. "I knew you really are a good for nothing human. Still standing there, I see." He said loudly, tearing your thoughts away and the smile that had tugged on your lips magically turned into a deep scowl hearing his harsh words.

Turning around, your (e/c) eyes locked with his ember coloured ones. His seeming bored and yours filled with annoyance. "Say Kid? Do you know what I just bought yesterday? Because I'm sure you'll like it." You purred softly, warily eyeing the red motherfucker in front of you. He tilted his head slightly as his cute nose sniffed the air. "No, tell me." His voice demanded and you quickly grabbed the water spray from next to your basil plant. "This and do you know what I can do with it?" You said as you squatted in front of him as he took a step forward. His whiskers carefully touched the spray and his ember eyes never left the thing from his gaze. "What?" He demanded to know as he tore his gaze from the white bottle and turned back to you, swatting the spray with his paw softly.

A devilish grin tore your face in half as you sprayed at him. "This." You hissed as Kid scurried away, out of the reach of the cold water. "Get that thing of hell away from me." Kid yelled over his shoulder, missing the couch on a hair as he ran from spot to spot, you hot on his heels. When Kid was cornered, you widened your grin and cooed down at him while the red cat hissed at you, swatting the spray away from him. "(y/n)-ya. Your water is boiling." Law said, his head on his paws while lying on his soft belly, claiming the good spot of your couch. As your gaze was torn from the startled cat in front of you to the lazy as fuck one on your couch. Kid ran away as fast he could and jumped on the couch also, hissing at you when he claimed his favourite cushion at the other end. With a roll of your eyes, you ended the chase and resumed making breakfast you really needed when dealing with these pieces of.. Sweet devils.

Preparing your breakfast as quickly as possible, you grabbed a plate and put it down before seeing some movement from the corner of your eye. "You had your food, now leave mine alone." You muttered, placing your hand on Law's head to shove him away from your bacon. "But you always get the good food." He muttered between your fingers as he placed his tiny paw between them to look at your meat, licking his lips hungrily. "Because I work my ass off to eat what I want. Besides, I barely eat at any other day. At least let me enjoy this." Law tilted his head slightly and stopped his glaring with a lick on your fingers, making you jerk your hand back with a soft squeak.

With a smirk, the lean black cat stole your bacon and ran off. "LAW!" You roared after him as you ran to the place he would probably be, your couch. Skidding to a hold, you saw your pretty piece of meat being devoured by the lovely animal. "I hate you." You muttered with a sigh. "What you gonna do about it?" Law taunted you as Kid snatched a piece of meat from him. With a roll of your eyes, you did what you always like to do when things got too much for your to handle and you were at home. You stopped advancing the animals, dropped yourself on the ground and closed your eyes to sleep. Both cats looked over the back of the couch at your sleeping form and gave a quick glance at each other. "I think you broke her." Kid whispered, pointing at your form on the ground with his paw.

<A/N:
Friend: I'm pretty sure it's 'Stop, drop and..'
Me: hush.
Friend: 'Stop, drop and..'
Me: hush. That's only when you're on fire.
Friend: but Dama..
Me: Stop, drop and sleep, now hush, let me sleep *puts finger to his lips and lays down*>