la cucaracha

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"Luz."

"Amity."


"There's a fucking cockroach."

"Una cucaracha?"

"Yes, babe, do something."

"Hell nah-"

"BABE COME BACK HERE"

"THIS ON YOU SWEETIE"

"BUT BABE WE STILL NEED TO WATCH THAT MARATHON"

"SCREW THAT I'M GETTING THE MILK"

"WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT???????"

"WHAT ABOUT IT?"

"YOU DIDN'T FINISHED IN ME"

"FUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-"

"You guys could've just told me to leave."

"...."

"...you talk?"

"Si, amiga. Adios."

"...????"

".......huh........"

"....."

"....anyways wanna continue from last night?"

"You sick daughter of a witch, how could you be in your fantasies after a false alarm?"

"Is that a no?"

"It's a fucking yes."

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