"Weh?" it asked. Amity readied out a fire spell just in case it was going to do a stunt. "Amor, this is harmless." Luz said swinging her arm around her girlfriend's shoulder, side hugging her. "Mi hermosa, it literally said weh." Noceda turned and stared at her girlfriend, turning again and staring at the giraffe that was sweating bullets even though it was only around 80 Fahrenheit outside in the zoo.
"Aww, you just said weh."
Luz later on got smacked at the back of her head by Amity, while the giraffe was getting floated in the air with a goblin. "Weh?" "Weh." they both weh'ed, the giraffe now talking very gay t the petit monster that smacked its jaw. "HAKAJO?" it asked, cupping its injured jaw. "That was homophobic of you." the goblin replied back. "QUATRY LOKI? ZE BAJKOLI ETRY BUINOI BIKELULU! BIKELULU, ZEKE!" Amity watched the commotion, every human at this point was just shocked seeing a giraffe talking in nonesense. "Bitch i don't give a fuck if you're bi, this why you single."
And the giraffe took that personally.
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My Wife Is Insane
Fanfictionweewoooooweeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooo Just one of your fantasies dancing in here ;) Fluff, smut and angst! Don't complain. started: 16 July 2022 End: ongoing
