This Some Funny Ish

Chapter Forty Five

Customer: Hey is the ping pong table still for sale?

Seller: Yes, it is.

Customer: Will you take trades?

Seller: Read the ad...no trades. Cash only.

Customer: Will you trade for cash?

Seller: So you mean would I sell it for money? Obviously, yes..

Customer: No, not sell. Trade for some cash I have.

Seller: THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!!!

Customer: So will you not trade or...?

Seller: I will literally give you the table in exchange for you to never text me again!

Customer: So like a trade then?