Customer: Hey is the ping pong table still for sale?
Seller: Yes, it is.
Customer: Will you take trades?
Seller: Read the ad...no trades. Cash only.
Customer: Will you trade for cash?
Seller: So you mean would I sell it for money? Obviously, yes..
Customer: No, not sell. Trade for some cash I have.
Seller: THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!!!
Customer: So will you not trade or...?
Seller: I will literally give you the table in exchange for you to never text me again!
Customer: So like a trade then?
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HumorA bunch of jokes accumulated to elicit laughter, therapy for the soul.
