You: "Everyone shut up!" *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend One: "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend Two: "Come back to bed."
Friend Three: *various sex noises*
Friend Four: "Tell her I said hi.."
Friend Five: "Aye! Pass the weed!!!"
Friend Six: *blasting out curse words*
Friend Seven: "Pull up your pants!"

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This Some Funny Ish
HumorA bunch of jokes accumulated to elicit laughter, therapy for the soul.