Person One: Dude! You were so drunk last night!!
Person Two: What? Was not!
Person One: You picked up my little sister and shook her saying "Dora! How did you get out of the T.V.?!"
Person Two: What's so bad about that? She's Mexican, right?
Person One: Dude, we're Irish!!
Person One: But after that you duck taped her to our 62" flat screen T.V. and said "That's better!"

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