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Chapter Ninety Nine

5 Rules To Remember In Life

1. Money won't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle..

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name..

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they are in trouble again..

4. Most people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..

5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk..