This Some Funny Ish

Chapter One Hundred and Twenty Two

Dear Potential Significant Other,

After meticulously examining your online dating profile, I have fallen under the impression that we could make wonderful offspring together. I would very much enjoy engaging in the normal boring courtship ritual in which I destroy half my paycheck on dinner and a movie with you while awkwardly building rapport with you in the hopes of getting a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night. In the event that you have constructed enough trust, comfort and connection with me, perhaps we can get married, buy a two story house with a white picket fence, have 2.5 children, and a pet hamster.

If you are interested, please let me know.

Yours truly.