017 - real life and call

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"There's gonna be like a gazillion paparazzi outside, so just throw on a hat or something." Joe picked up his apartment keys from their tray by the door. 

"All of your hats are so..." She hovered one of them over her head. "Big."

Joe grabbed the hat from her and stuck it onto her head. "Perfect."

"No. Not perfect. It's literally wobbling with every step I take." Harley said, her hands hovering above the hat in case it fell.

"Well, if you don't want it, I'll take it-"

"No!" She placed her hands on her head protectively. "I mean, I'll just suffer."

"Alright, Harls."

"Wait, can we call everyone real quick?"

IN CALL( motorcycle, the one who has a bf, auggie, abraham lincoln )

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IN CALL
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motorcycle, the one who has a bf, auggie, abraham lincoln )

motorcycle
proof that i'm alive yall

auggie
i didn't even notice you were gone-

the one who has a bf
i was doing my skincare :(

abraham lincoln
i was watching criminal minds-

motorcycle
anywho, WHY DID YOU ALL LET ME PLAY POKER

auggie
huh

abraham lincoln
we didn't know we were going to see your pink undies last night ok

the one who has a bf
sorry i was cleansing

motorcycle *joe*
she snores yk

motorcycle *harley*
shut up joe

auggie
i've lived with her all my life, how do you think i feel?

abraham lincoln ended the call


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