Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SCP OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN IT! THIS BOOK IS JUST FOR FUN!

1.Dr. Bright is not allowed to feed anything with peanut butter to Kain.

2.Telling new researchers that you can tame SCP-682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub is right out.

3.No longer allowed to challenge Able to unwinnable games like tic-tac-toe. It was three weeks before Able conceded a draw.

4.SCP-018 is not to be taunted!

5.Giving 113 to Diogenes is just plain pointless.

6.Attempting to disprove 343, to 343, is a horrible idea. Agents are still studying the resulting paperweight, supposedly so heavy that 343 should not be able to lift it.

7.While it is true that "No one expects the SCP Inquisition!", that is only because there is no such thing.

8.Dr. Bright is not king of anywhere. Or queen.

9.SCP-963 is not to be used for recreational or procreational purposes.

10.Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no.
Not even if Dr. Palmer asks nicely.

11.There is no market for SCP brand pornography.
No, not even in Germany.

12.Should not replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with any of the following: birdseed, confetti, cake sprinkles, sawdust, or glitter.

13.The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for dealing with containment failures from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.

14.Victims of SCP-217 are not toys.
Nor are they to be used as props at a Steampunk Convention.

15.Dr. Bright is not allowed to bargain with personnel for their "souls."Not even if he can get them a good deal.

16.Don't let Dr. Bright get a sample of SCP-379.