Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do

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56. "For the Emperor" is not an acceptable justification for any decision.

57. "My evil twin did it" is no longer considered a viable excuse.
Nor is "My good twin did it," considering the implications.

58. Yes, forum trolls are annoying. No, they don't automatically become D-class personnel.

59. Dr. Bright is not allowed to send e-mails with memetic hazards attached.
Not even when replying to spam.

60. The "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" is not grounds to pit more than fifteen combative SCPs, including SCP-682 and Able, against each other.
"Weeding out some of these angsty teens with attitude problems," however, is.

61. Bright is not allowed to administer 'Free Hugs.'

62. Not allowed to kick SCP-2558-J.

63. Not allowed to play dodgeball with SCP-2558-J

64. Not allowed to play any type of ball game with SCP-2558-J.

65. Any proposal which includes the phrase 'Metric Fuck Load' is straight out denied.

66. Instances of SCP-2558-J-Ex are not to be spooked when being held by members of O5. No instances of SCP-2558-J should be anywhere near an O5, let alone SCP-2558-J-Ex.

67. The Foundation motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect", not any of the following:
1. "Stab Carrion Powerfully"
2. "Let's use it on 682!"
3. "Throw the cheese!"
4. "That's it, you're on Keter Duty."
5. "Can we put it in 914?"
6. "Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!"
7. "Fuck trees, I climb clouds, motherfucker!"
8. "Someone is getting stabbed."
But some days, it should be. Also, this list of mottos are not allowed:
1."Whose hand is that?"
2."If all else fails, poop on it."
3. "If all else fails, there's always the sun."
4. "We need bigger kittens."
5. "Society of Creepy Perverts."
6. "Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright."
7. "Throw D-Class at it until it stops."
8. "447 and dead bodies, two great tastes that taste great together."
9. "The FBI are a bunch of pansies."
10. "Who wants to see what I can make the president do in public?"
11. "For the Horde!"
12. "Science for the Science God!"
13. "Make sure to wipe your feet on 2558!"
14. "When in doubt, feed it to 682."
15. "Slapstick, Clowns and Puns!"
16. "Drop the blanket now!"
17. "Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy."
18. "We always need more Dakka!"
19. "Still Alive, and Found the Cake!"
20. "Don't Worry, O5 won't ever figure it out!"
21. "Will it blend?"
22. "Commies love us!"
23. "Snap, Crackle and Pop!"

68. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to play "Hippocratic Oath Chicken" with the medical staff. They will slap you, Jack.