Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do

And Now The Rest!

Do not delete this list Bright, if we have a repeat of last time I will find your Discord account and spam it. I mean it, Jack.

Dr. Bright is not allowed to sell SCPs on Craigslist. Or eBay. In fact, don't let him sell SCPs anywhere. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to inform new recruits that he is the head of the foundation. −
"My mom made me do it" is not a viable excuse. −
Surprisingly, Dr. Bright is not an SCP and is not allowed to inform anyone otherwise. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to request "Your mom gay" from SCP-294. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to make any puns relating to his last name. −
We do not have a sister company known as the "Bright Ideas Foundation" that is run by Dr. Bright. −
Dr. Bright is not the king of anywhere. Or queen. −
Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters... No. Not even if Dr. Palmer asks nicely. −
Pokemon are not and never will be SCPs. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to edit this list. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to produce SCP themed pornography. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to film a movie called "Staring Contest" with SCP-096. −
SCP-8121 is not the Covid-19 virus. Neither is Site-19. −
SCP-001 is NOT Dr. Bright's penis. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to give Dr. Stanley a third journal. He's not even supposed to have them. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to turn the SCPs into waifus. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to give the peppers of SCP-5822 to new recruits as “healthy snacks” −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to request nudes from any member of foundation staff. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to request nudes on the Internet, the same applies for bikinis, topless images or stripping videos. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed near any individual under the age of 18. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use foundation funds to purchase pornography. In fact, he is not even allowed to own or use any forms of pornography. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to own a YouTube channel. −
Dr. Bright is not the inventor of the erectile dysfunction drug “MachoManpower”. Such a drug does not exist. −
SCP- 92805 is not “the ideal book to write down your wildest fantasies.” Dr. Bright is never allowed in SCP- 92805’s containment cell. −
The SCP Foundation’s motto is “Secure, Contain, Protect.” Not “Society of Creepy Pedophiles.” ANY public display of interest related to pedophilia by Dr. Bright is to be IMMEDIATELY reported. He will then be contained in a Type 4 containment cell and hosed down with cold water from a pressurized hose for 15 minutes. −
SCP-7381 Is not a children’s toy. Dr. Bright is not allowed to give the anomalous doll to any children. Or new recruits. Or any other foundation staff. In fact, just keep him away from SCP-7381. PERMANENTLY. −
The peppers of SCP-5822 are not Dr. Bright’s genitals. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to make the peppers of SCP-5822 into tacos. No, they do not cure erectile dysfunction. −
Due to multiple incidents prior, Dr. Bright is no longer allowed in SCP-5822’s containment cell. Permanently. −
He is also denied access to any of SCP-5822’s peppers, regardless of his excuses. −
SCP-5822-1 is not hot sauce. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use it as a dressing. Hot sauce challenges are just straight out. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new recruits that SCP-682 can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and belly rubs. −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to obtain firearms, bladed weapons, or chainsaws of ANY kind. −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to tell new recruits that SCP-173 hates being looked at −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to call Dr. Kin Dr.K or make any other references to the game Changed −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to give SCP-297 to any personal… especially NOT class-d, last time that happened it took 2 days to get it back in containment −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to ask SCP-5094 the following: 1. how to build a bomb, 2. how to make a sound louder than 1,100 decibels, 3. how to turn a human inside out without killing them, 4. how to cook an instance of SCP-5822, and lastly how to let SCP-096 outside without anyone knowing −
Dr.Bright is NOT allowed to give SCP-999 any sort of carbonated or caffeinated beverage −
Dr.Bright is NOT allowed to take off a piece of SCP-999 and eat it, no he does not taste like chicken or candy −
After previous problems, Dr.Bright is NOT allowed near SCP-999 unsupervised −
Dr.Bright is NOT allowed to be in the medical department for the following reasons, erectil dysfunction, uranium fever, 'cause why not, or because he looked at SCP-096 and needed a place to hide −
Dr. Bright is ̶N̶O̶T̶ allowed to edit this list. ok👍 −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to have the following items 1. any weaponry, a copy of the game fallout 1 one on vhs (dont ask), anything robot or AI related, a scranton reality anchor, or over 1.5 pounds of candy −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to tell the new employees that scp-073 loves peanut butter −
Dr. bright is NOT allowed to be at site-[REDACTED] from 5:00 PM to 7:00 AM −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to expose SCP-239 to the mobile game “Genshin Impact”. The same applies to Honkai Star Rail, or any other game developed by MiHoYo. −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to use SCP-1900 to infect the computers being used to run anime gacha games, in an attempt to get in-game server downtime compensations so that he can pull for his favorite waifu. −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to tell researchers that claim to be in the furry fandom that SCP-447 is the green latex from the game "changed" −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to give SCP-457 the following, natural gas or oil, any bodily fluids, any type of gas, 2 tons of sand or gravel, or any radioactive element −
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Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to tell new researchers that he is a Fate servant summoned using SCP-963 and a human sacrifice as catalysts. −
Site 19 is not Chaldea. Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to convince new recruits that all SCPs are lone servants. −
SCP-963 and its anomalous properties are not Dr. Bright’s noble phantasm. −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to say that Dr. Sherman the tik-tok and youtube creator is a real doctor, he has not and never will be a real doctor. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to turn fusion reactors into SCP 001 instances (again), no matter how "awesome" of a prank it would be. −
Dr. Bright does not have the authority to set off the alpha warhead, no matter how much he wants to be a "NCR Ranger," after what happened at Site [DATA EXPUNGED] −
Dr. Bright is forbidden to send pictures of SCP 096's unblurred face to his ̶E̶x̶ ̶G̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶E̶x̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ Exes of any gender, anomalous or not. −
"What goes in Vegas, stays in Vegas," does not apply to SCP 682. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to consciousness transfer to an SCP 008-1 instance and play tag with the Foundation staff. Not even on April Fool's. −
Dr. Bright is not allowed to consciousness transfer with an 05 Council member. Ever. No exceptions. −
Amnestics are NOT a solution to seeing something "...so ugly it would make a mother cry." −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to say that the Mandela Catologue is or was a real thing −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to create alternate realities for the following reasons: ANY −
Dr. Bright is not, repeat, IS NOT THE MESSIAH. −
D-Class personnel are NOT classified as "the big lizard's chew toy." −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to kill any D-Class personnel, no not even if they have better "drip" than him −
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to allow himself to do things in this list by editing. EDIT BY BRIGHT:i am able to do this −
[Requested by O5 members] The 68'th rule has been edited by Dr. Bright and Bright's edit should be deleted by any personel since █████ has requested for any member name to be not shown.
Dr Bright is NOT allowed to classify pineapples or any fruit as an scp, no it does not matter that pineapples technically eat you eat them.
Dr. Bright is NOT allowed to have intercourse with ANY Site Personnel of any gender. And yes, even the catboys.
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