Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do

26-45

26.Dr. Bright is not allowed anywhere near a Renaissance Festival.
Especially not with D-class in garb.

27. SCP-963 is not a joy buzzer.
If a mind-controlling SCP is discovered, it is to be turned over to the proper authorities. It is not to be used to advance himself or others higher in the Foundation. Kondraki.

38. Dr. Bright is NOT: A superhero of any sort, Head of Public Relations, in charge of Orientation for new staff, a doctor of psychology, a member of Site Command, made out of bacon, in possession of an IQ over 300, Head of SCP Review, or a member of Maintenance Staff. (Sorry boys, Dr. Bright IS a member of Site Command. It's usually best not to ask why. It's O5 Command you're thinking of.)

39. There is no Ethics Committee.
And even if there was, does anyone believe Dr. Bright would be on it?
As anything other than a 'What not to do?'

40. No longer allowed to make up jodies for morning calisthenics.
Yes, this includes The Mickey Mouse Club song.

41. Dr. Bright is not allowed to apply SCP-963 to any major political figures. Again.

42. Dr. Bright is not from an alternate timeline.
Dr. Bright cannot issue orders to "preserve the timeline".
Or to "corrupt the timeline".
Or to "screw with those history nerds".

43. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge anyone to a duel, and then give them SCP-572.

44. Dr. Bright is not allowed near SCP-5555-J in any way or any excuse. Remember what the miniature version did to Dr. L██████.

45. Dr. Clef and Dr. Bright are not allowed to interact without the presence of a responsible administrator.
Dr. Kondraki does not count as a responsible administrator.
Nor does Agent Strelnikov.
Or Dr. Mann.
In fact, let's just keep the two of them apart, period.