The video opens to Peter and MJ standing behind the counter in the kitchen. There is an array of different foods in front of them, and a large wheel bearing the names of all the foods is behind and between them. Two blenders are standing in front of them.
"Hey guys, welcome back to the Ironfam!" Peter says brightly. "First of all, I'd like to apologize for last week's video. It was not my intention for that to be the one that was posted - however, that's the way the universe wanted it to go."
"Also Peter insisted we post it the moment he found out we had footage," MJ rolls her eyes.
"You can't have content that good and just not post it," Peter says, as though it's obvious.
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"Anyway, we decided that today, we wanted to return to the OG Ironfam. So, we are doing the Smoothie Challenge!" Peter exclaims brightly.
"So, Tony found all the items we have here," MJ explains. "And then we made this wheel that has all the foods on it. There's strawberries, raspberries, bananas, ice cream, citric acid, ghost peppers, steamed broccoli, spam, pizza flavored potato chips, hot sauce, pickles, and chocolate milk mix."
"Let us know if you know the significance of the steamed broccoli," Peter giggles.
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"Anyway, so we're going to spin the wheel to decide what food we get," MJ says. "Then we put some in a blender, blend it, drink it, and suffer."
"The winner is the person who can eat the most without puking!" Peter says brightly. "So let's get on with it!"
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"Let's rock paper scissors to see who goes first," Peter says, holding a fist out towards MJ. MJ rolls her eyes, but extends her hand, as well.
"Rock paper scissors shoot!" Peter says. He chose rock, MJ chose paper.
"Dang," Peter sighs. "You go first then."
MJ grabs the corner of the wheel and pulls hard on it. The wheel spins quickly, slowing down.
"Not the ghost peppers, not the ghost peppers..." she mutters. The wheel comes to a stop on strawberries. "Yes!"
MJ picks up a bowl of strawberries and dumps it into her blender.
"Dang, I wanted that one," Peter sighs. "Oh well."
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Peter spins the wheel. "Please god, not the broccoli!" he exclaims, as the wheel slows to a stop. "Oh! Ice cream! That's a good one!"
"There's no chance either of these smoothies ends up being good," MJ snorts. "But optimism is appreciated."
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MJ spins the wheel. "Not the peppers, not the peppers..."
The wheel stops on raspberries.
"**** yeah!" MJ exclaims, dumping the raspberries on top of her strawberries. "I've got a berry smoothie!"
"There's no possible way either of these smoothies ends up being good," Peter mimics her. "But optimism is appreciated."
"Shut up," MJ rolls her eyes. "Just spin the wheel."
Peter makes a face at her, but spins the wheels. His fingers are crossed and he's muttering incoherently under his breath. The wheel stops on citric acid.
"Citric acid?" he says questioningly. "Is that a good one or a bad one?"
"I dunno," MJ shrugs, handing him a small container of the acid. "It's in oranges and sour patch kids, so it can't be horrible."
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Take 2
FanfictionPeter returning to the limelight, as seen through videos. Part Two of the Ironfam series