Masky: Hey Lady Vampiress you want me to get everyone here?
Vampiress: Yes please.
Masky: *wanders up to the bedrooms* Everyone Lady Vampiress is organising a game!
Everyone: coming!!!
BEN: what the F*ck? she never organises games!
Masky: Well she is bored and Slender has a task for me... no one touches her while I am gone! *Masky leads everyone down to the living room and promptly exits after kissing Vampiress goodbye*
Vampiress: Everyone the game we are playing is two truths one lie... shots version!
Jeff: WOO! I'll get the drinks... red wine for you of course Lady Vampiress.
Me: Thank you Jeff.
*Jeff exits and returns holding a tray full of various alcohols and glasses*
Vampiress: Does everyone know how to play?
*a few people nod others sit there clueless*
Vampiress: We take it in turns to say two truths and one lie about ourselves do not make it easy! We must guess which one is the lie if a person incorrectly guesses which is the lie everyone must drink a shot. Who volunteers to go first?
Jeff: I volunteer EJ.
EJ: May I Lady Vampiress?
Vampiress: Yes Eyeless Jack you may.
EJ: thank you. I actually was human once. I am friends with Smile dog. I have walked in on Lady Vampiress and Masky once before while they were in the shower.
Vampiress: last one is true..
Everyone: *wtf look*
EJ: The lock was broken that day and our schedule was down...
Vampiress: I know the schedule from memory.
Jeff: Smartass stuck-up vampire.
Vampiress: Yes I know Jeffery
Jeff: Don't call me Jeffery!
Vampiress: *smirks* does anyone know EJs lie?
Hoodie: I do... EJ is friends with smile dog, He just tolerates his presence, Seed eager and some also don't get along.
EJ: true
Vampiress: My turn! umm.... I became a CreepyPasta in the middle ages, I was never human, I have faced Zalgo and lived
Hoodie: first one is true. So that leaves never human or faced Zalgo.
Jeff: The lie is faced Zalgo and lived...
Vampiress: You are wrong Jeff, now we all must drink ten shots...
Everyone but Jeff and Vampiress: *groans* JEEEFFF SERIOUSLY????
*She prepares the shots*
Vampiress: On the count of three we drink. One. Two. Three!
*everyone drinks the shot really quickly, Vampiress gets slightly tipsy*
Vampiress: *slightly slurring words* That was certainly strong...
Everyone but Vampiress: Is Lady Vampiress drunk?
Vampiress: Only a little!
*Masky returns from his task*
Masky: Who got Lady Vampiress drunk???
Vampiress: I did it myself, whoops...
Masky: *chuckles* Keep drinking I wanna see this...
Everyone but Vampiress: *laughs* Same!
Jeff: I dare you to drink this! *hands Vampiress the strong alcohol*
Vampiress: ummm... it is a dare I guess I cannot refuse *chugs the whole bottle ending up drunk* I'm a unicorn!!!
Masky: *silent* what the F*CK?
Everyone: yeah what happened to lady Vampiress has she gone insane???
Jeff: we're all already insane. She's just quick to get drunk... she should be like this more often...
Masky: OH HELL NO!!! She is not to get drunk again... no one is sure what she is, all we know is she's vampiric...
Hoodie: good point.
EJ: yeah it could have bad side effects for her... and us, no one annoy her...
Toby: *pokes her once, vampiresd's eyes glow bright red* oh F*ck...
* Toby runs out the door and she followd swiftly behind*
Masky: Ruby Darkness come here! *Vampiress turns around answering to her proper CreepyPasta name*
Vampiress: yes?
Masky: calm down please...
Vampiress: Okay. *she plonks myself beside Masky who wraps his arm around her*
Vampiress and Masky: Goodbye for now! It ends here!
Everyone: Goodbye!
~!Till next time my Demons!~
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