Bob and Doug reunited with the Empire's temporary outpost at Mos Eisley. They have since been reassigned to the Star Destroyer Enigma. The two share a room where an important conversation is about to take place. A conversation that will have far reaching implications for the future, or maybe it should be ignored completely.
Bob says, "This is so boring. We've been here months and our orders have been patrol this area that has nothing going on. Then they want us to patrol that area where nothing is going on. Then they want us to guard this room where something important is supposed to be going on, but it's just some guy taking a nap. When are we going to see some real action?"
Doug responds, "I don't mind it. I have less broken bones this way."
Bob hops out of his bunk. "Are you still mad over the broken leg from Mos Eisley?"
"No sir, just an observation."
Bob paces back and forth. "All this free time has given me time to think. I am working on a new technique that I think will be vital to the Empire."
"What is it sir?"
"Force Wedgies Doug... Force Wedgies! Imagine the applications of such a technique!"
Doug crosses his legs while laying in his bunk. "But sir. You don't have the skill to wield The Force do you? I haven't seen you do it before."
Bob strokes his chin. "Haven't you noticed my natural ability to have people listen to me?"
"It's called rank sir. You outrank every other Storm Trooper we come across. They have to listen to you."
"See? It's The Farce! I have cleared my mind and learned how to use The Farce. I have yet to master this technique, but it will be mine."
"The Force sir. Who is teaching you?"
"No one teaches me Doug. I have learned this on my own."
"Have you tried it on anyone yet?"
Bob stops his pacing and crosses his arms. "Not yet. Are you volunteering?"
Doug stammers. The intercom in their room saves him. "Sergeant Bob and Corporal Doug report to Imperial Command Center Omega for orders."
Bob rolls his eyes, "Great, now they probably want us to guard Darth Vader's favorite Jar Jar Binks bobble head doll. We better hop to it Doug."
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These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For
FanfictionFollow the misadventures of Bob and Doug. They are two of the Storm Troopers that have shown up sporadically throughout the original Star Wars trilogy. Their first appearance is in Episode 4, the original Star Wars, where they were assigned to look...
