Sugar-Free Gummy Bears ~ Michael

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Context: Sugar free gummy bears have been known to have an unexpected laxative effect.


And Michael plays Magic The Gathering where meet-up events are held to play which is how our story begins.

Is everyone sitting comfortably? Get a cup of tea and a biscuit...actually don't eat anything. Probably for the best.

And spot the Rugrats reference if you can!

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"Guys come on! You told me that one day I could take you to one of these meet-ups and there is one literally just across town." Michael whined as he tugged on Calum's shirt like a toddler.

"I said no, Michael!" Calum said as he forced Michael's grubby paws off his shirt.

"Yeah, no one wants to go to your nerd convention!" Luke said as he emerged from the bunks in his penguin onesie, clearly ready to have a chilled evening.

"How dare you call it a nErD cOnVeNtIoN!" Michael said on the verge of tears, hot angry tears that boiled behind his eyes, his face went red and Luke could have sworn he sprouted horns.

"Calm down, Mike. Maybe we'll go another day. We're all pretty tired and Ashton's so stressed that I think he's had explosive diarrhoea!" Calum said as Ashton finally entered the bus after using the rest-stop where their tour bus was parked.

For context, their bus driver had given them one very strict instruction...no pooping on the bus!

Something to do with blocking the septic tank and causing flooding so they could only stop at gas stations or when they park up for the night.

"I didn't have diarrhoea, you Yo-Yo!" Ashton said as he sat his bottom down on the sofa in the kitchen area, rubbing his chin in a thoughtful manner.

"I was doing a poo but I started thinking that I had forgotten something...but I don't know what!" Ashton said as he squinted his eyes trying to reach the deep depths of his brain to remember.

"Well you know what helps with stress." Michael said beginning to inform Ashton about his great idea.

"For the last time, we're not going to your nerd convention!" Luke groaned as he rolled his head back.

"Ugh fine! But can I at least go on my own?" Michael asked everyone, it was late in the evening but he didn't care, he could order an uber.

"No, we agreed to have a chilled evening! Besides I can't rest until I remember what I've forgotten." Ashton said as he banged his head a couple times on the table.

Michael huffed to himself, this wasn't fair, besides he was old enough to do what he wants. He could go to his nerd convention, no wukkas.

Luckily he had devised a plan.

"Fine fine, chilled evening. How about I make some hot chocolate and we can watch some TV?" Mike suggested, feeling oh so evil inside his head.

"Yes please, Mike." Luke said as he grabbed his blanket to take to the back prison where the TV was.

"You coming, Ash?" Calum asked as the boy was pinching the bridge of his nose deep in thought.

"It's right on the tip of my tongue!" He groaned in frustration.

"Calm down, Ashton. Chill!" Calum told him as softly as possible as he took his arm and dragged him to the back of the bus.

Michael prepared the hot chocolate for everyone, but little did they know about the secret ingredient, remembering that his own Granny would put a little Brandy in his hot chocolate to make him sleep.

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