IMAGINE JASON BUYING YOU A PLAYFULLY MOCKING T-SHIRT WHEN YOU AND DICK GET ENGAGED.
Warnings: suggestive themes and smutty picture descriptions?? Not actual smut or anything where it's implied that it will lead to smut but you know.
Your engagement party with Dick had been a blast to spend with the Titans. Your stomach was full of everything delicious and your friends had drowned you in presents, which you were now unwrapping with your fresh fiancee. Everyone sat around the living room as you unwrapped the gifts, delighted gasps leaving your mouth as you saw the most thoughtful and precious gifts, hugging everyone in turn.
But well, when it was Jason's turn, you already knew it was a joke typical for him. He was smirking ominously as you slowly unwrapped the messy looking package, fully prepared to get a jumpscare spring out from the paper, but that never happened. Instead, it had a neatly folded shirt inside it, with the local porn store tag still attached in it. Dick immediately flushed red and you lifted the shirt from the package, beginning to laugh uncontrollably as you read the text. The top of the shirt said "I love dick" with a heart shaped penis exclamation mark and the bottom had a picture of two stickmen being in a doggystyle position.
Dick rubbed his face, not bearing to look at the shirt and everyone else but Jason in the room were puzzled about what was so funny, and you turned around the shirt, causing everyone erupt in loud laughter too.
"Jason, no..." Dick muttered but he just kept grinning maniacally. You wiped tears away from your eyes from laughing so much and then nudged your love.
"I think I'll be using this as my night shirt," you joked while holding up the shirt proudly before you folded it on the table and took another cookie. Dick was still as red as Donna's lipstick but finally, he too could let out a few chuckles after the worst embarrassment.
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FanfictionTitans x readers. I write for all characters. I take requests, but ONLY in Tumblr! Cover picture by Zachary Azzara.