"kya!! Mene iski zindagi kharab Ki h?! Asked Randhir taken aback.
" kese ?,kab?kahan? Mene aakhir kia kya h?"
"Ye sab tu apne aap se pooch Sadu" Sanyukta threw a distressed one liner, and continued crying. She was surrounded by balls of used tissue papers by now.
"Bs ab Bahut ho gaya ye sab "! Thundered Randhir, and began to walk towards Sanyukta. Renuka stopped him.
" MAA!" he cried. What the hell is all this!! Kya bakwas h ye sab??"
"Randhir mujhe to Sanyukta hamesha se hi pasand thi, par jab bhi me shadi k liye uska naam leti thi tum hamesha ye keh k mana kar dete they Ki wo marriage material nhi h!" Said Renuka.
"Haan,toh? Of course ye marriage material nhi h, dekho kese baccho Ki tarah bina baat k ro rhi h kabse!" Said Randhir irritably.
"Randhir! Just shut up!" Shouted Renuka angrily.
"Tumne uski zindagi kharab kar di, do you even realise that?!"
" Oh really? Aisa kya kar dia h Mene?" Asked Randhir, mockingly.
"You're such a jerk Randhir!Tu protection use nhi kar sakta tha?" Replied Sanyukta abruptly,loudly and furiously.
"Oh shut up! Me hamesha protection use karta hu" Randhir replied reflexively, only to realise his mother's presence in the room later.
"I mean, hum sabko use karni chahiye... protection...accha rehta h,...safe...TV pe bhi to..dikhate hain na..." He fumbled in embarrassment and tried to make an innocent face.
"Oh, phir to I guess humein condom manufacturing company ko blame karna chahiye, aur unko sue kar dena chahiye Right?!" Replied Sanyukta ,sardonically.
"Par unhe kyun ,blame karna chahiye? Hua kya h Sanyukta?" Asked Randhir , completely bewildered.
"Kyun Ki it failed! Their product failed, you idiot! I am pregnant!" Replied Sanyukta angrily, yet disappointingly."
"What the fuc*..."
Renuka coughed in-between, stopping Randhir from completing his sentence.
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THE HUNGOVER CONFESSION
FanfictionRandhir and sanyukta are childhood besties...More like Tom and Jerry. Randhir is a charming hunk, a well known face of the TV world and a heartthrob of many. Acting is his passion.He dreams of working on the big silver screen.To work in Bollywood mo...
