I'm very sick rn but I wanted to post something so I'm going to repost some things off my tumblr just bc and because I like some of them but feel weird about giving out my tumblr idk why 🤷🏻♂️.
Here have some incorrect quotes:
Store Worker: Would a Miss Nat please come to the front desk?
Nat, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Yelena and Y/N
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Yelena and Y/N, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Nat: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Y/N: Bucky and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and yelled at us
Steve: *Sighing* What did Bucky do?
Y/N: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Bucky: Who wants a steering wheel?
Nat, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Yelena: You did WHAT–
Y/N: William Snakespeare
Nat: What do you think Yelena will do for a distraction?
Y/N: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Y/N: ...or she could do that.
Y/N: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Yelena: Just rip the bandage off.
Y/N: It's Nat.
Yelena: Put the bandage back on.
Y/n: How many kids do you have?
Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Steve: Y/n Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Steve: What are your goals?
Y/n: To pet all the dogs.
Steve: No, fitness goals.
Y/n: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Steve: Okay, truth or dare?
Y/n: Truth
Steve: How many hours have you slept this week?
Y/n:
Y/n: ...Dare
Steve: Go to bed.
Y/n: I don't like this game.
Steve: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Y/n: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Kate: You have to apologize to Clint
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Steve: WHY. why did you give Y/N a KNIFE?!
Bucky: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Steve: Now I feel unsafe!
Bucky: I'm sorry.
Bucky: ... would you like a knife?
Kate: HELP! I TOLD Y/N I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Clint, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Thor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Loki: You're a hazard to society
Y/N: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Peter: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Y/N: you've been to jail?!
Peter: Once. In Monopoly.
