*Wanda was about to make dinner but natasha had filled up on ice-cream and peanut butter jelly sandwiches despite being told she couldn't handle it, then complained her stomach hurt and pouting about it until Wanda gave in and took care of her*
Wanda: sometimes you're so annoying I just wish you had someone like you around so you know how it feels.
*time skip a few years*
natasha sat there with an evil grin, sipping her coffee.
Wanda: why are you so happy?
Natasha: remember when you said you wished I had someone like me to deal with so I know how it feels?
Wanda: yes??
*Natasha picks up their child who was covered in peanut butter jelly and ice cream, a huge grin on their face dressed in a black widow halloween costume*
Natasha: guess who learned how to get their own lunch.
Wanda: no...
Natasha: it's a mini me. now you have to deal with both of us. Karma's a bitch babe.
Wanda: seriously y/n? I carried you for 9 months your first word is mama, your first steps were walking over to her and now you act exactly like her. Can I not have anything?
Natasha: you can have bathtime duty tonight. *she grinned, Wanda tilts her head*
Y/n: uh oh
Natasha: uh oh is right.
*she says picking up her mini me and rushing out the room*
