I'm bored so...
Bucky: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Y/n: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Natasha: Why are we friends?
Y/n: Poor decisions on your part.
Yelena: What time is it?
Y/N: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
*BLASTS the saxaphone*
Natasha: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!
Y/n: It’s 2 am
Y/n: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Vision: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Y/N: Okay yeah thanks Vision, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
Y/n: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
Steve: What do you want for breakfast, kid?
Y/n: Gay Cheerios.
Tony: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
Y/n: Who the fuck-
Steve: Language!
Y/n: Whom the fuck-
Steve: No.
Morgan: School sucks.
Y/n: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Morgan: What are jobs like?
Y/n: They suck.
Steve: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill.
Bucky: I wasn't planning on texting you.
Steve: What did I just say?
Nat: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n!
*Neither of them die*
Y/n: …
Nat: …
Y/n: So do you wanna talk about somethi-
Nat: No thank you.
Yelena: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Kate: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Peter: Y/n isn't talking to me.
Tony: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Y/n: are you friends yet, sam?
*looking at bucky* sam: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
