The Adventures of Megumi and Toji

Intro Pt. 1

"Megumi."

"No."

"I haven't even asked yet!"

"I'm tired. It's 9 am in the morning." He pulled his towel from Goodwill back over his head and tried to fall asleep.

"I don't care, we have to get to work."

"What do you mean work? You don't have a job you broke ass dilf."

"Well there's this thing called Tiktok. We could get famous off of it."

"I don't want to be famous, you think I want people all up in my business like that?"

"You're gonna have to do this sooner or later. I have an inflatable dinosaur costume for you. I need you to dance in it."

"I would rather die. That is humiliating. How did you even afford an inflatable dinosaur costume anyway?"

"Uhm....."

*Flashback*

Ahh, this is a nice costume, this will fit Megumi for sure.

The lights in the room flicked on.

"....who are you?" The guy at the bedroom door said.

Shit! Got think of something quick!

"Have you ever heard of Chris Hanson?"

"YOO AM I ON THE SHOW RIGHT NOW?!"

"Ohh yeaaa totally! Haha what would you do if a middle aged dilf broke into your house at 5 am in the morning and stole your dinosaur costume!!"

"YOOO WHERE IS HE? IS HE IN THE CLOSET?!"

"No that's Gojo. Gojo is in the closet. Chris Hanson is outside but you need to close your eyes first and count to 200! Then he'll show up. Also, you have never seen me, the police report you give will say white haired man with blue eyes got it?"

"Why would I give a police report?"

"Just do it!!"

"Okay okay!" They closed their eyes and began to count. 1.2.3.4.5.

Toji quietly tiptoed downstairs, stole some condoms from one of the bedrooms and then dipped out the house.

*The Present*

"Some really really nice old lady gave it to me at Target for free."

Megumi rolled his eyes and picked up the costume. "Dad, this thing has the name "Conner" written on it. Are you sure you didn't steal it?"

"Noooo son, I wouldn't stoop THAT low for a plastic inflatable costume."

"Mhm, none of this is adding up, but going back to the beginning. I.AM.TIRED."

"I got you Weezer concert tickets if you do this for me."

"They're counterfeit tickets dad. No Weezer ticket is gonna cost a dollar. You know it's fake when you get it off Wish."

"They're not fake! Look! The date says that Weezer is performing at 742 Evergreen Terrace in Springfield. I got us tickets on Spirit Airlines to go there."

"Dad, that address is The Simpsons address and by Spirit Airlines, you mean Gojo."

"........Put the damn suit on."

*Time Skip*

"Aww Gumi! You look so cute in your suit! Let me get a picture!"

"You are gonna get a picture on your Nokia?"