The Adventures of Megumi and Toji

Go Nuts

"Nobara!"

"Yea?"

"Are you okay?"

"Yea, it was just two middle aged men, no biggie."

"Is that a real bat?" Megumi asked her.

"Yea, I got a real one and then I got one that I bring to school. I can't believe those men thought they could rob us just because we were little. I broke them open like a piñata." She pulled out 1000 bucks from her pocket.

Megumi looked at her wide eyed. "What? You had THAT much money on you!!?"

"Oh hell no, I just went through their wallets and stole whatever money they had on them. They're knocked out now so I'll just leave them there. Maybe they'll choose their target more wisely next time."

"For real! What are you gonna do with the money?"

"Split it obviously." She handed him 500 dollars. "Maybe this will help with anything you are dealing with. Me on the other hand, I'm buying clothes and ice cream."

"I'm probably just gonna save this. I never really want much anyways you know?" He said.

Nobara nodded. "That's smart. I want to save money but what's the point if I can't have a cute shirt in my closet, or another weapon other than a bat. We should go walking down that alley more often, maybe you'll finally get enough money to buy your dad a phone and have money left over."

"That's kind of dangerous don't you think?"

She scoffed at his words. "You think I'm scared of danger? I'll knock a dude so hard with this bat he'll start saying "Grandma? Is that you?" While looking up at the sky and then pass out."

"As long as we don't kill anyone."

"Of course not! We aren't killers Megumi! Anyways, I'm gonna go buy some ice cream and meet you at your place. Did you want anything?"

"Uhm, just get me a bag of chips and if you could, please get my dad something too. I can hear his stomach grumbling from all the way from over here."

"Yea sure, don't think I'm gonna get him the best thing out there though."

"Honestly...it just needs to be edible and he'll eat it. You could pick a dandelion off the ground for crying out loud, I know those are edible at least." He said with a shrug.

"You should let him know about the things he can literally eat from nature. Like if he's really struggling go steal some nuts off a cashew farm or something."

"Well he's allergic to nuts. That would almost kill him, he can eat berries though. Maybe we could go berry picking."

"Don't give him explosive diarrhea dude. At least make sure the berries are safe or he's gonna have stomach pains that make him think he's on his period."

"I'll only use those if I'm mad at him. I'll catch you later Nobara." Megumi waved at her.

"Alright bye! Make sure to text Yuji to come too! Leave Sukuna at home though."

"I'll try my best."

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"You really brought Sukuna?" Nobara was whispering to Yuji.

"I couldn't help it. Our mom said I had to bring him." Yuji retored.

"I can hear you!!" Sukuna said in a grumpy tone.

The kids were at Megumi's house, sitting on cardboard chairs at a cardboard dining table.

The table-