The Adventures of Megumi and Toji

Broke Ass Monkey

Megumi's POV

"Order in the court!!"

This motherfucker really got himself arrested over ramen...

"You are being accused of first degree murder."

WHAT! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

"How do you plea?"

"I plea not guilty your honor." Toji said.

"Interesting, will the witness please take the stand."

And now I gotta go defend this mofo.

Megumi walked up to the stand.

"Can you explain what happened at this event?"

"Literally some dude just stole our groceries as we were walking out of the store. It was self defense."

"It also says here that Toji stole from the store?"

Well I'm not gonna lie

"Yes he did, he sat there searching his wallet for 5 minutes and only came up with lint and dust mites."

"Only with lint?"

"Yes your honor."

The judge started snickering and then looked at Toji. "That's kinda funny. You're telling me you didn't have enough money to get a 79¢ ramen cup from the store?"

Toji nodded uncomfortably. "That's true."

"PFFT! AHAHAHA! Oh my goodness. Someone get this man a food stamps! That's freaking hilarious!"

After the judge laughed his ass off, he wiped the tears from his eyes. "I declare you not guilty, but the next time I find you stealing food from a store it's an automatic 5 months or a 900$ fine. Get out of my sight. I better not see you back here, at least for a while."

"What about the murder?!" Someone yelled out from the crowd.

"It was self defense. You can tell it was because it was literally caught on cameras. Stay mad." The judge slammed the gavel down. "Court adjourned!"

*Time Skip* (no pov)

Amari was at the court case trial and was sitting with the crowd during the trial. She met Toji and Megumi outside.

"I was WORRIED about you guys."

"Oh you were worried about me babygirl?" Toji said with a smirk on his face.

"Shut up. Anyways, I can't believe his friends tried to call first degree murder! That's so false! Like you are a bad person but not THAT bad. You only kill people that do bad things to you so it's like what? You should've at least gotten second degree or something."

"ARE YOU ON MY SIDE OR WHAT?!"

"Chill! Of course I am! I'm just saying."

Megumi leaned his head back and groaned in frustration. "I swear I can never catch a break in my life. It's always something."

Amari gave him a head pat. "I'm sorry you have such a crazy life Megumi. I'll try my best to help calm it down."

"I'm not going to lie, you add to it. ONLY sometimes though."

"What!? How?!"

"It's only when my other dad comes over."

"I can't argue with that. He's a very charming guy."

"Tch. What's so good about him anyway?" Toji said with a sneer.

"Toji stop being so insecure. You may not have everything Satoru has..."