One Inch Man

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"Alright, let's get baldy to Xander and collect that bounty." Rocket says through the speakers.

Gamora is handcuffing Nebula and Peter is changing shirts. Carrie is reading while they're doing their stuff.

Carrie might have looked up at Peter shirtless. Peter goes to talk to her.

"That stuff she said about my father. Who does she think she is?" Peter asks

"I know you're sensitive about that. That whole planet is just Twitter in a nutshell" Carrie says

"I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess. I wasn't." Peter says. Carrie puts her book down

"I don't care if you were." Carrie says getting up.

"I feel like you do care. That's why I'm apologizing. So sorry!" Peter says while Carrie leaves to go hide the batteries. Gamora follows with Nebula. Carrie goes to get her bag and a siren goes off. Carrie runs to the cockpit.

"This is weird." Carrie says coming up

"We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear?" Peter says

"Why would they do that?" Gamora asks

"Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries." Drax says

"Dude!" Rocket says

"Right, he didn't steal some of those batteries. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is." Drax says

"What!" Carrie yells pretending she didn't steal a battery or two. The Sovereign ship starts blasting them. Carrie gets in one of the pilot seats.

"What were you thinking?!" Peter asks Rocket

"Dude, they were really easy to steal!" Rocket says

"That's your defense?" Gamora says

"Come on! You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us." Rocket says

"Yeah and we ignored it. You stole their precious batteries!" Carrie yells

"I'm teaching her a lesson!" Rocket says.

"Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions and they're trying to kill us." Peter says

"Exactly!" Rocket says

"I was being sarcastic!" Peter says

"Oh, no! You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!" Rocket says

"Put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle." Gamora says. Groot comes to the cockpit holding one of the batteries and Carrie's bag in the other hand.

"I am Groot."

"Carrie!" Peter and Gamora yell

"I was gonna donate them to our weapons budget." Carrie says

"See! I'm not the only one that stole them." Rocket says. Carrie throws Rocket into the wall.

"More incoming!" Peter says

"Good! I wanna kill some guys!" Rocket says yelling going towards the pilot seats.

"You're not killing anyone. All those ships are remotely piloted." Carrie says. The ship gets blasted.

"What's the nearest habitable planet?" Peter asks

"It's called Berhert." Gamora says

"Berhert? I know where that is. Only one jump but the access point is 47 clicks away and you have to go through that quantum asteroid field. Which sucks" Carrie says

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