"Let's get it one time!" Carrie sings along. Peter is lip syncing, Drax is asleep, Gamora is lip syncing, Groot won't stop playing that god damn game, and Rocket is just tired.
"Sing it Drax!" Peter says still lip syncing.
"Why are we doing this again?" Rocket asks about a distress signal
"It's a distress signal, Rocket. Someone could be dying." Gamora says
"I get that but why are we doing it?" Rocket asks
"Cause we're nice." Carries says
"And maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our effort." Peter says
"Which isn't the point" Carrie says
"Which isn't the point." Peter repeats
"I mean, if he doesn't pony up-" Peter says
"We take his ship" Drax says
"Exactly!" Rocket says
"Bingo!" Peter says
"All right!" Rocket says. Carrie rolls her eyes like she wasn't the one that stole the batteries three years ago for the weapons cost.
"We are arriving" Mantis says
"All right, Guardians, don't forget this might be dangerous so let's put on our mean faces." Peter says.
"Groot put that thing away, now. I don't wanna tell you again. Groot" Carrie says
"I am Groot!" Groot says. Carrie's jaw drops.
"Whoa!" Peter says
"Language!" Rocket and Carrie say
"Hey!" Gamora says
"Wow!" Drax says
"You got some acorns on you, kid." Peter says
"Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole. Now keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces." Rocket says before they arrive at the signal.
Bodies and ship parts are floating in the air.
"What happened?" Mantis asks
"This is awful." Carrie says
"Oh, my god." Peter says
"Looks like we're not getting paid." Rocket says
"Are those Asgardians?" Carrie asks while she looks at the dead people.
One hits the ship.
"Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!" Rocket yells. The man opens his eyes. They float out there and get him off the ship.
The plop the man on the table.
"How the hell is this dude still alive?" Peter asks
"He is not a dude. You're a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man." Drax says
"Definitely an Asgardian. Look at him! He's a god." Carrie says
"I'm muscular" Peter says
"But who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat." Rocket says
"Yeah, right,." Peter says
"It's true, Quill. You have put on weight." Drax says
"What? Carrie, do you think I'm-" Carrie starts to look at the man's muscles
"He is anxious, angry. He feels tremendous loss and guilt." Mantis says
"It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel." Drax says
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Mutant (Peter Quill X OC)
FanficBefore the Guardians, Carrie Maximoff was on her own and she liked that. Forty years of wandering the universe while barely aging. Time is a weird concept when it comes to the multiverse. She ages a year every ten years, if that makes sense. You see...
