Why am I surrounded by Rom-Com protagonists

I am constantly surrounded by Kabe-Don pt 2

"Kabedon, the most popular way to confess to someone in Japan. It's quite simple really. Step one, find wall, and girl that you're going to confess to. Step two, slam wall. Step three, confess. Boom, instant girlfriend achieved!" I explained to my best friend, Tobe, and the leader of the service club, Miyuki, whilst opening my grape flavored Ramune.. It was the day after we decided to come up with a plan to help Kirito Azusagawa and Kawasaki Higuchi get together, after finding out that they liked each other. But we were trying to make sure that one of them confessed instead of us telling them.

"That does seem like a pretty accurate guide about Kabedon....although isn't that just what you want to do," Tobe told me as he took a sip of his yuzu Ramune.

"Er, I wasn't planning to do exactly that..."

"But you sure were just suggesting out of your own ideas to fulfill your desires."

"Stop making me look bad in front of an adversary!"

"You brought this upon yourself."

"Actually," Miyuki spoke up between Tobe and I's banter, "it might work."

"No way, you're agreeing with me!" I exclaimed, surprised that someone who disliked me as much as I disliked them was agreeing with me.

"Doesn't mean we're friends or anything, but I think you're on to something. We already know that they like each other, so it's unlikely it wouldn't work out. But doing something as bold a this will take a lot of effort. So when Azusagawa-kun confesses with this move, it's bound to give him a confidence boost." She explained as she threw away the glass bottle with pink wrapping, indicating it's flavor to be peach.

"So now we heighten peoples self esteem." I questioned.

"It'll certainly cause the service clubs popularity to rise, giving us more customers."

"So that's what you care about."

"Not completely, but It'll definitely give me something to do between preparing for exams."

Before we could argue any further, Kirito Azusagawa bursted the door open.

"DID YOU THREE COME UP WITH ANYTHING YET! I FEAR THAT KAWASAKI IS GETTING MORE DISTANT BY THE SECOND!"

"Can't you learn to knock?" Miyuki said with a tick mark on the side of her forehead.

"Sorry, but when I saw her earlier today, she was whispering to her friends about something. She seemed really anxious, and it was hard to tell what she was talking about, but I heard her clearly say one thing. 'Kirito'. I have no clue what it was, but with that anxious look, there is absolutely no doubt that she is scared of me."

"You are just in luck, as we happened to finish discussing what to do about this situation the moment you BARGED IN!" Miyuki fumed.

"A-Again, I'm sorry. What was the plan that you three came up with?"

"Well, we decided to have you confess."

"ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY, I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER-" The three of us just looked at him with a dead panned expression, that called his bs. "O-okay, you got me, I like her, but-"

"Hold it right there," a voice said from the direction of the classroom door. Everyone in the rooms eyes moved towards the voice, which was revealed to belong to Kawasaki Higuchi who was holding a can of coffee.

"K-Kawasaki, what're you doing here! Did you hear anything!"

"I heard enough."

Ah, a classic misunderstanding moment. Chances are, that she didn't hear the beginning of the conversation, but only the part where we told him to confess, and how he likes someone. Of course, being a stupid main character, she's never going to guess that the girl we were talking about was her.