Loveable Idiot (Max Russo x Reader)

Chapter 15

A/N: All the episodes are out of order but idc anymore. This Wizards on deck w Hannah Montana crossover is also based off memory since I don't have a VPN to watch Disney+ in pacific asia

(Y/N's POV)

A day passes after Max's birthday and I wanted to go over to their place again so I could thank Max one more time for taking care of me.

I swung the door open and all I heard is "WE'RE GOING ON A TEEN CRUISE TO HAWAII!!!"

"What the hell is going on!?" I complained.

"Well, people who are in their teens are allowed for me to take them to the S.S. Tipton. I'm forced to take Max with me. You wanna come? It won't hurt." Justin clarified.

"Why can't Alex go?"

"She's been missing the few last assignments."

"Oh, ok. I don't see why I shouldn't."

We arrived on the boat and went into the elevator. It was a slight problem because Mrs. Russo was wearing a life vest. Ok, more than slightly. I was squished between the luggage. We eventually got to the floor and started looking around the place. I zoned out and just heard Mr. Russo talking about a cardboard cutout of London Tipton.

"I thought you said you were the fastest swimmer at your school, mom." Justin stated.

"Why do you think I was so fast, honey? I wanted to get out of the water!" She freaked out.

"How long has she been afraid of water?" I whispered to Max.

"Beats me."

"Ah, hello! You must be the contestant winner of the essay." I'm assuming this man was the manager of the ship. I read the golden plate on his... pink suit. 'Mr. Moseby.'

"You know... the word Tipton, has the word 'TIP' in it. As in the boat can tip over." Mrs. Russo using hand gestures panicky.

"Yes. It also has the word 'ton' in it. As in the ship weights 87 thousand tons." Mr. Moseby smile.

"How does this thing float!?" She panicked.

"Magic." All of us stopped and stared at him. Oh shit.

"You think he knows?" I whispered to Max again.

"His face is straight and it sounded extremely real. What if he's telling the truth?" He whispered back.

Mr. Moseby bursted out laughing. "Hahaha! I'm just kidding! There's no such thing as magic."

We all started fake laughing with him. Phew! That was way too close! Next time, we gotta act more casual.

"Anyways, I'll be leading you guys to your cabin." Mr. Moseby finally said. "Although, I don't know what to do about the girl."

"Why? She can just stay with us." Max offered.

"We would, but unfortunately we have a strict rule about girls and boys sharing a room."

"They've been friends since they were 5. They're close but they know each other's limits and boundaries." Justin convinced.

"Ok fine." Mr. Moseby gave in. "The girl can stay in your guy's cabin. Just don't do the kind of stuff we hope you don't do."

"Is the cabin right next to London Tipton's?" Justin got all excited.

"No, but it's right next to where we keep the cardboard cut outs of her." He chuckled as he walked away.

"You're lucky I convinced that man to keep you here. I even considered not doing it."

"No you didn't."