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A/n- As One Does

Since a lot of people, for some reason, don't read the titles or descriptions, here ya go.

Cover's by: ObsessedKatie

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This is a non-binary reader. Of course, I will use words such as handsome, beautiful, pretty, cute, and hot because like, you are. No matter your gender, you are an amazing precious butterfly that shall be nurtured/scarred by the content of Wattpad!

You will be referred to as Y/n L/n, but there are things I have already decided for you, such as what animal you are in hell, what your outfit is (I will make the outfits gender neutral, dont worry), what pets you have, what your bedroom looks like, etc.

I know that, from experience, having too many decisions at once can be a bit overwhelming, and I like my readers to be relaxed while reading my content. Although, if you ever wish, I can go back and change it up to be a lot more decisive for the reader aka you.

This was supposed to be a regular Hazbin Hotel interaction, buuuut where's the fun in that. I decided to last minute turn it into an Alastorxreader, cause I find those funny as hell. Heh. Hell. Okay I'll stop.

You're basically gonna be a sassy, smart-mouthed, yet 'somewhat' respectful, member of the royal family. Adopted, of course. You arent oblivious, quite aware actually, and you are gonna be ✨️Asexual✨️ in this. Sorry for everybody of different sexualities, but I myself am ace and it's easier to write that way.

The relationship between you and Alastor will be...complicated.

I'm not very good at slow burns yet, but I'm trying my best at getting better. Plus, coming up with random daily things in hell is kinda hard to come by. I also apologize if I make characters OOC or out of character, but I've only ever gone off the Pilot, so im using what I got of their personality types.

And because you and Alastor are both canonically asexual in this book, there will be NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY.

NO SMUT, NO LEMON, AND NO LIME.

GOD BLESS YA ALL. 🙌 🙏 ❤️

Also, Back I say. 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

*throws Holy Water*

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Only romantic fluff, little darlings. I DO take requests.

That's about as much as I can think of right now. If I remember anymore, I'll type it in here.

Bye deers –Anon.

Edit: Past me was extremely cringe and I am changing it for the sake of my own self-dignity. Also I apologize in advance if I bounce from topic to topic in the book to fast. I go back and change what I can, but my ADHD is an absolute asshole and makes it hard to focus sometimes, so if you go and read a chapter, and shit escalates, I'll probably go back and fix it later. I edit a lot. Like I'm doing right now. I'm always editing. This book will most likely never be finished because I will never be satisfied with the outcome.

Also to be fair, when I made this A/n, I was in a relationship at the time, and I ended up forcing what I wished I had in my relationship into my writing, which blocked my vision of what I actually wanted for my book.