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3.

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I was once again holding someone back. This time it was Vaggie. I hadn't heard the context, but for some reason she had gotten pissed off at Nifty.

Of course, I had to protect my child so here I am. Alastor and Charlie were still doing the song and dance number, and with a snap of his finger we were all now in weird 20's/30's clothing.

Although, I couldn't really complain. I did look pretty fashionable. But then again, I'm photogenic no matter what I wear. #selfloveisimportant.

Anyways, the change of clothing seemed to knock Vaggie from her anger to a more confused stupor, so I wasn't holding her back now.

My damn noodle arms hurt.

Within just a few seconds, I was pulled into a tap dance by the damn twizzler himself. Fuck. I thought I had managed to avoid him.

I glared at him, but he only spun me around and dipped me into a waltz until we were then spinning around and around in circles. I'm gonna get sick if this keeps up. I don't dance, for Lucifer's sake.

He went to pull me in once again, still singing, when the door to the hotel blew off.

Didn't think I'd say this, but I'm actually thankful that we are under attack. I don't think my stomach would have been able to handle it.

I grabbed Vaggie's spear as we all ran to peak out the opening that was left of the door.

Oh for fuck's sake. It's that damned snake again from Angel's grand entrance on television.

I swear if one more goddamn turf war starts, and in the hotel to say the least, I'm going to go on a fucking genocide mission. Starting with all reptiles.

"Oh! We meet again Alastor." Oh great. The deer and the cobra know each other. Perfect. Sounds like the start of a bad joke.

"..."

"Do I know you?" Alastor tilted his head, genuinely confused. Nevermind, I spoke too soon.

I snorted at the cobra's expression as he gasped, insulted by Alastor's question and refusal to recognize him. This is so comedically stupid.

VivziePop you genius....oh shit I mean–

Now the snake looked irritated, "OoOoh yes! You do. And this time, I have the element of surprise!"

...wut the fuck is that?

....are those missiles....?

The guy didn't stand a chance, though.

Multiple vicious screams erupted from the flying blimp-type, hot air balloon as Alastor had once again snapped his fingers, causing a portal to open up and many octopus like tentacles to grab onto the ship and pull it downward.

My eyes widened as chaos took over the sky, my tail tucking between my legs and ears dropping.

Then the blimp exploded.

And everything went silent.

"Holy shit."