in a alternate reality, Artis Fleck, is a 34 year old women, she's never been happy, she can't remember one happy moment on her life. she lives with her mom, after getting out of Arkham, she'd rather live there than out in the streets.
She works at...
"I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, Can I see myself Im this long-term? Is it safe? Is it reliable? Could it kill me?" He pauses.
I don't let the joke bother me, I didn't find it funny, but ironic.
"You see, most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. We're like There's a spot. There's another spot. That would work. Oh, I have to pay? Nevermind."
The audience laughs.
" Handicapped? I hope no one sees this. " he pauses.
" All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys."
The crowd claps.
" All right, now, this next comic describes herself as a lifelong Gotham resident, who from a young age was always told her purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy in this cold, dark world.
-umm...okay. Well anyways, please help me welcome A-Artis Fleck, y'all. Artis Fleck. " He repeats.
I walk up to the stage, in a white ruffle dress with green and red swirls.
I sigh nervously.
Oh no
Shit
not know, god damn it.
I tryed holding in my laughter, holding it back with coughs and chokes.
" Hello, it's good to be here. " My laughter interrupts me. I cover my mouth.
I clear my throat, from coughing.
" I hated school when I was kid. " My laughter continues, I want to cry, but all what comes out is giggles.
I cover my mouth again.
" I hated school when I was a kid. My mother would say-"
" You should enjoy it, one day you'll have too work for a living.-
No I won't, mom. Iam ganna be a comedian."
Sophus laughed quietly. Along with the crowd. I flip threw my journal, ignoring the crude, drawings, and paper clippings.
Afterwards
We were walking, and I notice a sign for the killer clown on the loose I smile at the paper, of picture of a clown, I open my mouth mimiking the picture.
Sophus walks up next to me.
"Can you believe that shit? I think the girl who did it is a hero
-fuck um. It's three Leys pricks in Gotham city."
I laugh quietly.
I turn behind behind me and see a women in a car, wearing a clown mask.
I was mesmerized.
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