"i like gay ppl" Genshin chatfic

Gay people are goofy (affectionate)

"i like gay ppl"

Venti added aether and others

aether: why am i in a gay group chat im not gay (real)

Lumine: stfu bitch you literally kiss your two boyfriends everytime they stay over

Aether: UR JUST SALTY CUZ UR BITCHLESS

Venti: HEY YALL

aether: stfu

Lumine: ur mom

Kaeya: OMG BESTEI 😍😍😍 LET'S GO BREAK INTO DILUCS WINERY AND KNOCK OURSELVES OUT WITH HIS DELICIOUS WINE 😍😍😍😍

Diluc: what the fuck.

Venti: diluc sweetheart, don't be a bitch 🥰

Diluc: say that to yourself.

Diluc left the group.

Kaeya: LMAO 🤣🤣

Venti: anyways since almost everyone is here i actually have something to tell you guys ehehehe 🥰🥰🥰

aether: everyone?

Venti: yeah?

Venti: SHOOT I FORGOR 💀

Venti added Tartaglia and others

Tartaglia: hey girlie, idk what this is but hey ;) u single ;)))

Venti: I'm a guy.

Tartaglia: I know ;)

Hu tao: WOW WHAT A PLOT TWIST 😱😱

Xiao: is this what i have to witness when i literally just woke up.

Venti: calm down edge lord it's not that bad 🙄

Xiao: What did you just call me?

Venti: edge lord

Hu tao: *eats popcorn*

Kaeya: *wears socks*

Tartaglia: *wears sunglasses*

Xiao: This isn't funny.

Venti: no one said it was funny 😂

Venti: oh brb guys someone is at my door

Venti: WHAT YGE FUC

Xiao: EVIL CONQUERING MOTHERFUCKER

Hu tao: YAY NEW CUSTOMERS

Kaeya: ayo??!!

aether: please dont break down the door i cried at least 100 times trying to fix it

Kaeya: wait u were watching this happen the whole time?

aether: yea? after lumine broke our damned tv because of... fatui harbingers.

Lumine: ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY WERE TOO HOT

Tartaglia: IKR IM HOT 😍😍

aether: I'm telling mom.

Lumine: aether, we don't have a mom

Venti: HELPPP XIAO IS TRYING TO STAB ME

Hu tao: Go Xiao go!!!!

Kaeya: BESTIE ILL SAVE YOU

Xiao: too late.

Venti: why would u go that far :((((( i don't have balls now :((((((

aether: HUH?!?!? XIAO WHAT DID YOU DO?!!?!

Kaeya: Venti... i-i thought we would forever be homies.... 🥺🥺🥺🥺 guess ur my balless buddy now 😞😞

Hu tao: no wonder my meatballs tastes weird 😕