"i like gay ppl" Genshin chatfic

goofier than will

hi guys so i just forgir i made this thing lmao haha uwu but ANWYAYS I diciedie uh cidie um decided to continue this yeay but i assure you that GAWWW DSMN THIS SHIT WAS CRINGE ASF DAWG WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭 im gonna go piss and cry and shit and puke all over the place thabks but anwyas let's go ig....

oh and i fotgor I've already wrote a whole draft of this thing before sumeru 3.1 was even out so yea they may be out of character sometimes and especially scara because literally everyone fucking forgets he existed 💀 I don't think any of u are reading thsi note anyways but yeay enjoy this goofy godyd ennehsAUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH sorry for mistakes im shitting rn lol

10:26pm

Tartaglia: shit

Tartaglia: help

Tartaglia: ANYONE ALIVE HELLO??? 😭😭😭

Hu tao: oya oya what is wrong, childe, tartaglia, ajax??? need more coffins for today??😁😁😁😍😍🤭🤭🤭

Tartaglia: yeah but also no but also yeah but also NOT NOW IM BEING CHASED BY A FUCKING ANGRY GAY ASS EMO YASHKA WHY ARE EMO PPL SO GAY.

Lumine: aren't you a fatui harbinger??? you could've easily beaten him 🙄🙄🙄 smh

Aether: lumine, my dearest and most precious sister, childe is just a human being meanwhile our sweet little yashka boy is an adepti AND FUCKING HELP GODS KILL GODS.

Lumine:

Lumine: how much lore did you read aether

Aether:

Aether: don't try to break the fourth wall on me you demon spawned from hell 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Lumine: what did you just call me you elsa kinnie fake ass blond hair braids?

Tartaglia: COMRADES, COMRADES, PLEASE ARE YOU FORGETTING ME HERE???

Lumine: die.

Aether: fuck off comrade enthusiast.

Tartaglia went offline

hu tao: OMG YESS BUSINESS IS BLOOMING !!!!

Chongyun: stfu

hu tao: cries

Kazuha: Okay, but I saw a short emo guy chasing a ginger ed Sheeran carrot kinnie in the Anemo dorm hall... his armpit look like miss yelan's... sweaty and crusty.

Scaramouche: im!?+-#@#$21@###).

hu tao: w. why were u. staring at his armpit in the first place.

Kazuha: we don't talk about that.

Aether: kazuha has armpit fetish (not clickbait)

Lumine: SCEWAMING WHrAt

Aether: oh i think you meant xiao and childe

Kazuha: childe? u mean a child?

Kazuha: then isn't he supposed to be in the teyvat preschool?

Lumine: AKGDAFUJH1@#_$##(.

Aether: NAWRRRR 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🛌

Scaramouche: .

Signora: how funny.

next day wooo

Heizou: bro

Heizou: help me

Kazuha: What's wrong, Heizou?

Heizou: there are children in my dorm.

Kazuha: @Childe

Tartaglia: WTF U WANT BRO IM NOT A FUCKING BABYSITTER ,🤬🤬🤬