1:36 PM
Hu tao: sigh what am i going to do now :(
Hu tao: ik >:D
Hu tao and Xingqiu dm POV (Oh no)
Hu tao: @Xingqiu
Xingqiu: Hello, my liege.
Hu tao: hey xingqiu besti 🤭 i have an gorgeous, amazing, breathtaking idea
Xingqiu: What is it, my liege?
Hu tao: let's prank chongyun again 😍😍
Xingqiu: Ehe.
Paimon: EHE TE NANDA-
"I like gay ppl"
Xingqiu: @Chongyun @Chongyun
Xingqiu: @Chongyun @Chongyun
Xingqiu: @Chongyun
Chongyun: WHAT OMG
Xingqiu: hewwo yun yun owo
Chongyun: what
Aether: 👀
Xingqiu: we have a gift for you uwu!
Chongyun: We?
Xiangling: YES WE!
Hu tao: ùwú!
Chongyun: i don't like where this is going
Hu tao: oh come on yun yun! we promise we wont feed u chili's anymore 🥺👉👈
Chongyun: no.
Xiangling: at least let us say what it is 😠
Chongyun: no.
Xingqiu: c'mon yun yun 🥺🥺 pretty please?
Chongyun: ok.
Aether: 👀
Lumine: 👀
Paimon: paimon doesn't get it
Hu tao: YIPPE!
Venti: are y'all forgetting we're watching here?
Rosaria: let's just pretend they don't exist is probably what they're thinking
Paimon: are they wrong tho?
Venti: ehe.
Paimon: *inhales*
Paimon: EHE
Paimon: TE
Paimon: NAN
Paimon: DA
Paimon: YOOOOOOOOOXIJAHKOSFKES73)$3#$7!
Both Xingqiu and Hu tao told Chongyun that there was a spirit in the dorm.
However, there was nothing but fucking "Ways to come out as gay." Book written by Xingqiu sitting in the middle of the fucking room being lonely and bitchless like Will.
Today
Chongyun: i am depressed.
Tartaglia: are you alright comrade?
Chongyun: no.
Yanfei: is it them again?
Chongyun: ...yes
Venti: wait what happened
Kaeya: where's the tea
Chongyun: There weren't any evil spirits.
Chongyun: instead there was a book that was touched with sausage water hands by gay people.
Xingqiu: are you okay yun yun 🥺👉👈
Chongyun: no. I'm depressed.
Hu tao: we're sorry yun yun 🤭
Chongyun: I'm not talking to you, hu tao.
Hu tao: 😨
Xiangling: cheer up Chongyun! let's eat and forget everything!
Chongyun: wow thank you Xiangling that made my day 1000000000% better
Xiangling: EHEHEHE NP
Xingqiu: he's being sarcastic, Xiangling.
Xiangling: what is... sarcastic?
Hu tao: 😃
Xingqiu: im going to read bye
Chongyun: i suddenly feel like i wanna eat spicy food
Xingqiu: That's like, you wanting to kill yourself, dear Chongyun.
Chongyun: That's the point.
Xingqiu: Oh.
Hu tao: So you'll be my new client, Chongyun?
Hu tao: Chongyun?
Hu tao: yun yun...?
Xingqiu: He blocked you, Hu Tao.
YOU ARE READING
"i like gay ppl" Genshin chatfic
De Todoi have no idea what this is but yeah a plotless chatfic bc I'm goofy n lazy... unless????? i love xiabedo
