Super Smash Bros. Child

Great Day to be a Pie Seller

Pixel woke up at about 5:01 am and checked her pies. There was a towel that wasn't previously there, which was weird. They were melted, and thankfully nothing was wet. But then she got a great idea to make her room more nice! It was kinda bland after all.
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Pixel: Hey what's a flower with a strong smell?
Meta Knight: I guess lavender. Why do you ask?
Pixel: Ehehehe... Find out later ;)
Meta Knight: Also, it's 5 am.
Pixel: I know! :>
Meta Knight: Go to sleep.
Pixel: Aww why? :(
Meta Knight: It's too early for you to be awake. If you're up at 5 and went to bed at 23, then you got 6 hours of sleep.
Pixel: How did you know I went to bed at 23?!
Meta Knight: Princess Peach passed your room to make sure it was locked (it wasn't) because she didn't want anyone to pull a prank on you. She saw you asleep. I asked her if you were asleep and she said yes. She also helped with the pies. And I heard from Toon Link that you're selling them, so expect to see him later.
Pixel: Well if it's 5 why are you awake? Also why did you care about my sleep?
Meta Knight: A good mentor cares about their mentees sleep routine as if your are tired it will be hard to train. Also, I don't require as much sleep as you.
Pixel: Why not?
Meta Knight: Because I'm an adult. I only need 6 hours
Pixel: So why does it matter that I got 6 hours?
Meta Knight: I get up at 6. And this text woke me up. I go to sleep at midnight. You are a child that needs more sleep.
Pixel: I'm still kinda confused... Haha. Also sorry for waking you up :(
Meta Knight: Hang on, I'll send you a chart. And it's alright. What time do you normally go to bed at?
Pixel: Before I came here, about 21:30.
Meta Knight:

Pixel: Oooohhhh! That makes sense.
Meta Knight: Now go to bed.
Pixel: Whyyyyy? :(
Meta Knight: If you don't go to bed right now I'm coming over there.
Pixel: Haha, what are you gonna do? OHKO me? |:)

*knock knock*
"... Uh oh." She muttered.
Unfortunately, Peach did not lock the door. She had no clue where the key even was (it was in the drawer in the desk.) He opened the door and glared at her with Brawl SS tier power.
"Heyyy Meta!"
"Phone down. Right now."
"Why? You're not my dad." She smirked.
"Just because I am not your parental figure does not mean I will let you ruin your sleep schedule."
"But it's only by two hours!"
"That is still a difference for someone your age-" He noticed the pies.
"Like them? They're my proudest work!"
"So these are the pies. Did you make them?"
"Well Isabelle helped with them, but she didn't wanna sell them in her room so I had to do all that myself."
"How much? And what flavour?"
"3 coins, and it's fruit. There's apples, pears, oranges, peaches, cherries, any fruit you can think of!"
"Even papaya? Mamey sapote?"
"... Nah, I don't know what they are."
"Haha, that's fine. Now then, may I be your first customer?"
"You actually want a slice?"
"Of course, why wouldn't I? A good mentor supports their mentees hobbies."
"Aww, thank you! But there's something important you should know."
"And that is?"
"I didn't taste test them."
"That doesn't matter."
"But what if they taste bad?"
"Then I'll tell you. But it can't be that hard." He put the coins on the table and took one of the slices. Pixel anticipated his response and wanted to see his reaction. But instead of lifting his mask he spun into a tornado. And the pie was gone.
"Mmm... You baked a very good pie."
"Any further description?"
"Ahaha, you only want to hear it from me because I'm your mentor."
"Uhhh... Yeah! Of course, not like I think your opinion is incredibly important or anything haha!" She muffled the last part. He still heard it but chose to ignore it. Besides, he had other things to focus on.
"Now go to bed."
"No! I won't rest until I have lavender. And you barely told me about the pie."
"The pie was very tasty, and definitely worth the price."
"Cool, now where can I find lavender?"
"If I tell you will you go to sleep?"
"Sure!"
"... *sigh* Follow me." He opened her window and grabbed her hand.
"Do you promise not to freak out?" He asked. She nodded. He jumped out the window, her going with him. As they were going to hit the ground, he spread his wings. They landed safely.
"Woah! That was cool!" She laughed.
"Thank you, now let's find some lavender." He walked around. She didn't know what lavender smelled like, so she followed him.
"Hey Meta, are you a villain?" She asked. He hesitated to respond.
"I used to be, but I'm now more of a rival of Kirby's. But people would still classify me as one even though there's way more evil people in our universe. Like people trying to take over the whole world, people that mechanise people against their will, the list goes on."
"What did you do? You're too heroic to be a villain!"
"Heroic? How so?"
"You're helping me when I need help!"
"T-This is nothing, I don't do this for everyone."
"Aww! Even better!"
"Pixel! Not like that!"
"Hehe! You totally have a good heart!"
"I tried to take over Dreamland and overthrow the king because everyone was too damn lazy and I wanted to dominate every single one of them but I was stopped by Kirby but point being I was an evil puffball."
"... Oh!"
"See? I am not always a hero."
"Haha! I think villains are epic!"
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah! Well, the good ones."
"Good villains? As in, well made ones, evil ones or ones that are just good?"
"Well which one are you?"
"A past one that realised that I wasn't going to succeed with my plan. Which one do you think I am?"
"I think you're a good challenger that has a heart!"
"... You think that?"
"Yeah!"
"... Thank you."
(They eventually found some lavender, so he took her back up.)
"Thank you, Meta Knight!"
"It's nothing, now go to bed. It's 5:23."
"But I wanna hear more stories!"
"No. We made a deal." He put the lavender to her nose, and she fell asleep instantly. It was strange for lavender to work that fast. He put her onto her bed. And then he did the unexpected.
... He tucked her in. Then he left, closing the door. After he shut it, realisation hit him: What the hell did he just do?!
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She woke up to a knock on her door. She dressed immediately as fast as she could. Then opened the door.
"Hey Sonic! How are you?"
"Here to wake you u-... Are those pies?"
"Yeah! I'm selling slices to people for 3 coins!"
"That's dope! What flavour?"
"Fruit."
"Cool, I'll have one!" He threw her the coins and she caught them.
"Thank you!" She gave him a slice. He bit into it.
"Holy chilli dog, that's great!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Have you tried it yet? It's amazing!"
"I didn't try them, pie is too similar to cake."
"Oh, is it?"
"Yeah, it put me off."
"Yet you're selling them?"
"... Business is business!" She smiled, realising what she was actually doing.
"Oh, well alright then. See ya!" He zoomed away. But then two seconds later he came back.
"Got you a sandwich!" She picked up the sandwich and ate it. Then Sonic left. So now she had to wait for more customers, easy peasy!
A few minutes after, a hard singular knock was heard.
"That's not how you knock, dumbass!"
"Don't tell me how to knock on a door, Ganondorf! I'm doing fine!"
"Bowser you almost broke the door with your big hand."
"Oh really? Well at least I don't look like a furry-"
*BANG!*
"OUCH! DAMN YOU WOLF, WE AREN'T IN BATTLE!"
"YOU GUYS ARE SO LOUD, WHAT IF WE BREAK THAT DELICATE WINDOW?"
"WAHAH! GREAT IDEA K ROOL!"
*SMASH!*
"WARIO WHAT THE ROTTEN BANANA WAS THAT?!"
"IT WAS YOUR IDEA!"
"NONSENSE!"
"SHUT YOUR STUPID ASS UP!"
"YOU BITCH!"
(LOUD ARGUING)
Sephiroth and Dedede went in then slammed the door. They could still hear the other villains getting violent. They both seemed very annoyed, but calmed down. Maybe it was the lavender. Pixel knew the villains were probably fighting because of the language and tones used.
"Good mornin, Pixel! I want a pie, here's the money ya need!" Said Dedede, placing it down. She took them and gave him a pie.
"Thank you for investing!" She smiled.
"I think the others will want one. Take these coins, they should cover everyone's cost." He passed a lot of coins, and she gave him slices for them. They thanked her then left. Then slammed the door.
"Take the pies!"
"SHUT UP DEDEDE WE'RE FIGHTING!"
"IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL?! GET YOUR SORRY ASSES DOWN THOSE STAIRS BEFORE I BEAT YOU ALL WITH MAH HAMMER!"
"... Fine!"
"NOW GO DOWN STAIRS BEFORE I EAT ALL DESE PIES YA SAD EXCUSES OF VILLAINS!"
"Hey! I helped her price the pies, don't you dare eat mine!-"
(Loud gulp)
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
(CRASH!)
She assumed that they had probably gone out of the window. She sighed and waited for someone to come through and buy one. Eventually, a knock was heard.
"Enterrr~!" She said. It was... Toon Link! He put a pouch onto the table. She looked down at him.
"Hey Toon Link, was the poster good? I heard that you saw it, and I wanna know if I did a good job?"
"..." He stared into her with dead eyes and a bubbly smile.
"... U-Uhhh... Thanks anyways. Here's your pie." She gave him one and he left. What. The. Hell.
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Back to silence again.
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Hmm, how long will it take?
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Why is the room so silent?
There's still many pies to be sold!
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Luckily, the door opened to reveal...
Pokémon Trainer and Mewtwo!
"Hey Pixel, the Smash fighters sent me to get them pies, so I'll have to carry them all."
"Are you sure? I could help." She said.
"It is fine, mortal. He can do it all by him self." Said Mewtwo. Pokémon Trainer slapped it.
"It's not fine! I need help! The two of us can't carry all of them!"
"DO NOT SLAP ME AGAIN!-" Pokémon Trainer pressed a ball up against Mewtwo's arm, and it shrunk. Then it went into the ball.
"Woah, that was pretty cool! What was that?"
"It's a pokéball, a tool made to catch Pokémon. Now then, I have all the money here." He dropped a giant sack of coins. She was shocked.
"So, let's get delivering! If you're still up for it."
"... Okay! So which ones am I taking?"
"You can deliver to Luigi, Kirby, Peach, Little Max aaaand I guess Mega Man. But if you give him one you'll probably have to blend it and fuse it with E-Tank. He can't eat."
"Okay, any others?"
"Nope, that's all you gotta do."
"But don't you have to carry at least 55 pies?"
"Yeah, I'll just force Mewtwo to help. Don't worry about it!" He smiled. She grabbed the pies and left, looking for the rooms. She started at the bottom, slowly walking up to the doors. There was quite a lot of pressure. She found Luigi's door and knocked. The door opened, and she got a glimpse of his room. It was dark and looked spooky. Like there was a ghost or two in there.
"Hello Pixel, thanks for delivering! I would have come up to get them... but I broke my leg yesterday in a battle."
"Oh, who with?"
"Little Mac. I don't think he meant to, because he's a low tier, but he accidentally shattered the bones in my leg." Pixel tried remembering who Little Mac was, but couldn't remember.
"... Sounds terrible, here's a pie, enjoy!" He took one and closed the door. She then took a few steps towards Kirby's door. She didn't even have to knock, as the puff opened the door happily.
"Poyo! Poyo!" He was happy to see her.
"Heya Kirbs! How are you?"
"Haii! Poy hyu!"
"Uhhh... Still have no clue what you're saying, but I have a very special present for you!" She got on his level and gave him the pie. His eyes sparkled and watered a bit as he look down at the pie. He was overwhelmed with happiness. So overwhelmed, he inhaled the pie. Then he hugged her.
"Aww, you're welcome Kirby." She smiled. He was smiling so intensely. She placed him on his bed and looked at his room. It was pink and yellow, full of stars and toys. And food. She pat his head and left, closing the door. Going up to the Melee floor, she knocked on Peach's door. She opened it.
"Oh, hello Pixel! It's nice to see you again!"
"Hello Princess, here's the pie you ordered!" She gave the pie to Peach, making her smile with delight. Pixel looked at her room. It was pink, gold and frilly. Like the sort of room a pretty pink princess would sleep in. Pixel smiled and left her to eat her pie, proceeding to... hmm... who's room is it again?
... Hmm...
... Little Mac.
She remembered what Luigi said and shivered. This guy sounded terrifying! He could be a big scary guy, even with a name like Little Mac! He could be an evil burger! He could be...
She paused her thoughts and knocked carefully on his door. It opened and...
It's... just a teenager?
"U-Uhm... Hello Little Mac. Here's the pie you ordered." He looked at it. Then looked back at her. She noticed that he had green boxing gloves on.
"Oh, you're the new fighter right?"
"Y-Yes."
"Awesome, thanks for the pie!" He smiled, picking it up. His room kinda looked like a boxing ring. There was a punching bag, weights, a skipping rope and a bike. She closed the door and walked away confused. He wasn't scary at all! Oh well, time to give Mega Man his pie. But who is Mega Man again? She forgot some of the fighters, of course she did. That's what happens when you live with at least 70 people. She found a door and opened it. The room had sci-fi vibes. She liked it. But Mega Man wasn't there. She left the pie on a counter and walked away. That was all she had to deliver, so she went back to her room. The time was about 21:12, so she decided she would stay up a bit. She was counting coins. Overall, there was a lot. She smiled to herself; what a way to make money! Out of nowhere, Isabelle burst into her room.
"Ah! Why do you always burst into rooms like that?!"
"My bell senses were tingling, you made a lot of money, didn't you?!" She had a bright smile.
"Yes, a lot! Want some?"
"Ah, no thank you. Not much I could spend it on. Plus, you earned it!"
"Not even one coin?"
"Eheh... not really. Coins are better off with someone else. They have no value to me." Pixel grabbed a coin and pen. She drew a cake on it and handed it to Isabelle.
"Now it does! Consider yourself lucky, you're the first person to receive my autograph!"
"Oh, thanks Pixel! I like the cake drawing, it's sweet!" She laughed, winking.
"Hah! Funny joke!"
"Thanks Pixel, see ya!" She closed the door. Pixel remembered to lock it this time and changed into pyjamas. Then she sat on her bed, thinking about what she could do with her room. Maybe a sprinkle wallpaper and some cute ornaments! As she was thinking, she drifted off.
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Pixel gripped her broken sword, glaring at the horrible witch. She cackled wickedly.
"You're not gonna take over the kingdom! I'll kill you if I must!" She yelled.
"Oh, sweet sweet child... innocent naive dumb child. What is the point of trying to stop me? Even if you do, my creatures will live on for generations."
"I'll stop them all! Send as many as you want, they're all gonna die!"
"Why so confident? Remember this: you can't always be a hero. Darkness will take over. It took your old cake grandmother, your friends, and very soon it will take everything."
"S-Shut up! I'll do anything to defend the kingdom, no matter what it takes!"
"The hell you will. You're just a dumb child. A pure, young idiot."
"No I'm not! People care about me!"
"Mhm, they sure do. But your parents didn't. Never forget that."
(Just now starting to realise how similar this idea is to Cookie Run Kingdom oh dear god)
(I even made these)

(Ignore my kingdom ik it's a mess)