[The scene opens with a shot of that slowly zooms in on the . The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]
Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie .
[Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.]
Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?
[A demon with blonde hair has her hands on her chin sitting next to Loona The princess of hell aka Charlie sister]
Y/N: This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here
Blitzo: Agreed your majesty what we need is something bigger and bolder*thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
[He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.]
Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs and the Y/n stabs a man in the chest with her knifes in both hands. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Y/n, and Blitzo eating popcorn.]
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Y/n: Best day of my life{offers Moxxie a piece of popcorn only for him to refuse she shrugs her shoulders and continues to eat her popcorn}
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Y/N: Hey at least we're getting customers for this business I gave the idea to my sister for trying a commercial for her hotel.
Blitzo: Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like did?
Moxxie: Sir--
Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I-- What?
Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you.
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Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss Princess Story Alastor x reader
ActionYour are Charlie's little sister. The very opposite of your big sister she want to open a hotel to rehabilitate demons. You don't agree with this but you support her no matter what. This is the story of helping her out with her hotel and being an em...
