Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his are sitting on.]
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
[ and come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them]
Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.
[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your purchase.
[Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.]
Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
[Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. , Angel Dust and Y/N standing near the bar on their phones, does the same. , who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle]
Sir Pentious: Hmm...I have my doubts.
Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.
Sir Pentious: But I don't.
Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?
Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.
[Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.]
Y/N: My room *Looks at Sir Pentious viscously*(Sir penthouse is very scared)
Vaggie: Oh! *points at the ceiling* What did I just say? What did I just say?
Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. *hugs Egg Boiz* They do my evil bidding for me!
Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?
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Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss Princess Story Alastor x reader
ActionYour are Charlie's little sister. The very opposite of your big sister she want to open a hotel to rehabilitate demons. You don't agree with this but you support her no matter what. This is the story of helping her out with her hotel and being an em...
