One Hundred Ways To Annoy Snape (Finished)

As Ready As Can Be

Sitting on the bed I tried to ignore Jen’s muttering and focus on my plan, yes I am plotting again well to be fair when am I not? This time it is important. Well it is all the time but I need a way of staying away from daddy dearest for the holidays.

I could… No that is not going to work, hum now that one I like a lot but I do not think sexy will; sighing I dropped down onto my bed seeing Jen freeze midstep with concern in her eyes. This girl always knows what I am thinking it is freaking freaky but I would not have it any other way.

“I know that look Lula and tonight is the night to think about it, there is still time” she smiled warmly dropping down beside me to wrap me in her arms. “Time is running out Jen” I muttered as she sighed and held my hand as I sat up; now not a look scares me but my father if I was not scared of him I would be sane. Last time he got his hands on me it was not… Pleasant!

“Time can damn well wait” she fumed making me laugh and then her laugh as I ran my fingers through my hair shaking my head, only Jennifer Dewitt can tell time to wait. “Yeah I am sure time will listen. Hey time listen to Jen and stop so I can come up with a good enough plan. If not we will rip you to shreds with our bare hands mawhahaha” I cackled yes I know my evil laugh is awesome.

“Yes because time has a physical body” Jen muttered as I laughed and jumped to my feet, “well sleep is a man so time is woman” I growled seeing her eyes widen as she shook her head “I do not want to know” I heard her mutter as I thought ‘yes that is a good idea’. It is only me been me who would want to know that? Hey that was not nice! I am not that bad *frowns* okay I guess I am, your forgiven.

Running my hand down the deep blue skirt of my dress I felt the lacy material glide over my fingers and smiled, the bodice white unlike Jen’s that is blue it held a scattering of deep blue glitter that swirled into faded flowers. Jens was the same with just blue glitter flowers.

Our dresses were very similar but so different; Jen’s blue bodice and white skirt and mine a white bodice with a blue skirt. Both were really suited to us, I saw them and just had to have them I really will hit sexy if he does not agree we look smoking.

“Hum..” Jen muttered breaking me out of my thoughts as I turned to see her gazing into the mirror, turning her face left and right I held back a giggle. Well a laugh I am not a giggling type of girl.

“Jen you keep doing that and the mirror swallow you whole. I am not going to save you” I sang as she swung round and rolled her eyes. “Yes the big bad mirror will really eat me” she commented as I chuckled.

“Well I know something that will eat you” I growled seeing her eyes widen, “well someone” I smirked as her eyes widened and cheeks flamed red. “Rock Lula Riddle get your mind out the gutter” she admonished as I laughed and decided on my underwear.

“Ohhh but it’s the best place to be, you should join me. We could write down all the things we want sexy to do to u… THE BOOK!” I yelled diving forward to see Jen’s eyes widen as she dived to try and find the book before me.

Haha I will find it! “NO… Rock this- Rock” Jen shouted as I lifted it from under her bed while she tried to grab it jumping as I am taller than her; well this is the one time I like that little fact.

“YES! Oh come on Jen this will be awesome, I know you want tooo” I teased seeing her flame red as she bit her lip. “I may want to but I am not going to… Wh-what if he finds it?” She hissed as I rolled my eyes, yeah sexy is really going to our book. There is more chance of him taking us to… Uh hum the bedroom and playing a game of scrabble, my grip on the book like a vice Jen folded her arms with a look of pure annoyance.