The CDC High School Adventures V5: Summer Fun

Tale 1: Getting to Know Star Butterfly

"Hello this Is KenRyu, as you saw in the last arc of CDC: Canterlot High Adv. was pretty insane. I feel like I should warn ya right now as the story progresses. It's gonna be a bit more insane in terms of Gintama/Jojo/Pretty Cure levels of insane from here on out. If this kind of insanity is not your cup of tea, I urge you to go outside, touch grass and seek help."

"Hey guys, Tenshi here! And he's right, this IS gonna take the levels of insanity to a whole other plain. But guys Insanity is not to be taken lightly. Especially if they involve---PUNs. If you or your loved one is a PUN master. Seek help at 18000000000000000000000-5555555555555555555555-EverAfterHighMLPTheSimpsonsFamilyGuy--"

"Okay that was insane even for you. But seriously, if these stories are not your cup of tea, the door is right there."

"CUT CUT CUT!!"

The creators froze at the sight of their boss. Spiky Hair as he stepped onto the stage. "Guys what the hell is all this?!" Spiky Hair said, "I ask you to do a quick recap on what happened so far, not do a whole Puns Masters Anonymous Segment!!"

"Spikey, we're gonna be real with ya--No one likes Fillers!" Tenshi said, "Why are we even doing this anyway!? You're not gonna pay us more for this even if we did do them!"

KenRyu added with a nod, "it's true, i rather not be a certain Ninja anime."

"Why else?! It's just as KenRyu said, CDC Canterlot High has been more insane and even dark since the Dark Wave! We went beyond the TV PG rating that we got letters from the FCC, PTA and even the MTA"

"I'm not taking back my tweets against them." KenRyu said.

"Oh come on! We put--A baby Accel and Touma in Secret Friend!" Tenshi said, "Like for real! They're adorable as hell! You telling me that's not considered PG?"

"Tenshi, just because they're baby faces in there does NOT make it PG." Spikey told her, "Plus you two showed them seeing things no kid should have seen!"

"Hey! Hey!" KenRyu said, "That's spoiler territory! You know how we feel about spoilers! I even wrote it in that contract!"

"You mean the one you made out of crayola markers?" Spiky Hair argued

"Hey! We're not savages!" Tenshi said, "We were using them professional markers bro! Or at least Kenta's not the savage. Actually maybe a savage I was never clear on that."

"Yeah, like Sharpies!" KenTa said as he shoved one up his nose.

Spikey-Hair had a twitch as he said. "Le-Let's just try this again."

"Oh sorry boss!"

They looked over and noticed a familiar black and white bear peak out. "Unfortunately due to the pennies we've been making from (COMPANY NAME ANONYMOUS) they had to cut back on recaps. We just used up our time for this."

"YOU MEAN THE CAMERA WAS STILL ROLLING MONO-CHAN?!" Tenshi shouted.

"Fraid so, somebody forgot to turn it off." The bear Mono-chan replied.

"WELL--WHO FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF?!" KenRyu shouted.

They soon heard rustling in the vents before they noticed a familiar Xenomorph peak out. He only let out a fearful whimper.

"Rover!" Tenshi said, "What have KenRyu and I been saying?! The Camera equipment is not your toy." She sighed, "Welp looks like we're gonna have to cut back on the budget to save for the next time we do one of these for (COMPANY NAME ANONYMOUS)." She soon pulled out a pair of bolt cutters, "KenRyu--Say goodbye to your cable."