" I'll be right back, I have to talk to someone" jack said, " uncle?" May asked, " of course, this has to be his doing, we used condoms" jack said, jack teleports out, he summons satan, " you motherfucker, can you leave my health alone, I'm gonna *off* myself if you don't stop, you keep making me hate myself more and more" jack said, " are you sure?, there's a lot of ptsd behind the statement" satan said, " shore, so I just don't know what I'm talking about" jack said, " I'll show you" satan said, satan pushes jack backwards into the kitchen. " you need to cut them smaller, your kids are gonna hate your cooking" jacks mom said, " are you cooking this?, no?, oh that's what I thought, you don't get a say in how I make it if you're not gonna make it" jack said, jacks mom flips the pan over, all the food falls and burns jack, " you're always so stubborn, this is why you're gonna stay single, no one wants a stubborn scary cat, you're a disgrace to the family, we can't have you run our kingdom " jacks mom says, he twitches a little, "oh, honey, you cut yourself" jacks mom said, " don't...touch me, it will heal, you're not about to poison me again" jack said, jack pulls his hand away from his mom, " this isn't the only the moment" satan says, he pulls jack into the thrown room, " jack honey, stop looking like that, you look like you're in pain" jacks mom said, " I am, I have hands, why do I have paint the portrait with telekinesis?" Jack asked, " because, your art isn't that great" jacks mom said, jack couldn't keep it together, his anger boiled over, he dropped the paint brush, jacks mom slapped him, " you worthless shit, pick it up and fix my portrait" jacks mom said, " I can't do it, I physically can't do it, it's not working" jack said, " don't talk back to your mother, your job is to do as she says, not to talk" jacks dad chipped in, " ooh and my favorite time" satan said as he pulled jack into his room, "go to sleep now, we'll be back tomorrow" jacks mom said, " lol oops , that's not how it actually went, it went like this" satan said , " you better have it cleaned, I- what the hell is that" jacks mom said, " it's a book, I'm studying, I'm gonna go to school in Japan one day" jack said, " you're too stupid for school, that's why we keep you here" jacks mom said, " how do you know, I've never been to school" jack said, jacks mom grabs him by the shirt, " look, you heard what I said, now get my house cleaned or I'll be returning you to the devil" jacks mom said, " you treat me like shit, the other kids don't deal with this- ,jacks mom uses her quirk on him, he falls back on his bed, he lays still, he's out cold, she poisoned him, " that was the night your parents set sail to lead the war" satan said, " I don't remember this, my mom had a healing quirk, not a poison one, she was nice, my mom and dad were good people" jack said, " no, they weren't, and wiping your memory didn't stop you from having depression or self hatred, so... I mean come on, they left you, a 8 year old, to raise another 8 year old and 3 babies, sounds pretty fucked up to me" satan said, " no, no,no ,no ,no, it doesn't make sense, how, why" jack said, "because you're a demon, well , technically a demon, your father didn't give birth to you, you crawled out of the pits of hell, I made you, my best work yet" satan says, " hell no, something isn't adding up" jack says as he teleports back to his dorm room, all of his real memories flood in
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Chance by chance
FanfictionA fun lil story I threw together from some ideas I had, don't take it too seriously, all typos will be fixed, I just get too excited to post that I don't caught typos until I read it back, everything will be fixed when I see it, please point it out...
