Chance by chance

Different

The next morning jordan woke up, she felt good, she was ready to get up and not give a fuck, "we still going out tonight?" Izuku asked , " yeah sure"jordan said, " cool" izuku said,jordan went on the rest of the day ignoring people, she just wasn't having it. She's in her room getting ready for this date, *ding*, she checks her phone, it's a unknown number, the text reads " I finally found you, you lead me right to your friends too, I got all of you where I want you" , " boring"jordan says as she blocks the number and turns her phone off, she finishes her edges and they leave, izuku reserved a table at this nice ass fancy restaurant. They walk in to the restaurant, jordan sees their names on the table that's reserved for them, she walks over and sits down, " ma'am you can't sit there" a waiter says, " last I checked I could sit wherever this ass fits"jordan replied, " sorry sir, we're the ones with the reservation" izuku said, " I'm so sorry ma'am, I should have checked when you first walked in, I'll give you 2 a moment to look over the menu" the waiter said and walked away, " jordan, you've been acting different all day" izuku said, " is different a bad thing" jordan asked , " in this scenario, yes" izuku said, " hm, that's weird, what about in a scenario when a man goes down town and started crying, that's different, is that bad too or...?" Jordan asked, izuku got up and left. The second izuku left the chair another man came and sat down, " blocking friends is rude" the man said, " I honestly could not give less of a fuck, I'm at like rock bottom of fucks to give" jordan said, " this is why no one liked you, you were always such a bitch" the man said, " mhm, and...fuck pleasing y'all, you only show up when you need something, and by the looks of it your ass needs some new clothes and a new toothbrush" jordan said, " always cracking jokes on somebody" he said, " you boring in me, and everyone, by the way, don't leave yet, I've been holding in something that I really wanted to say to everyone" jordan said, " my quirk makes people tell the truth, and if you need my help to tell the truth, you're calling yourself out for being a liar" he said, the waiter comes back, " are we all set to...where'd he go?" The waiter asked, " he left" jordan said, " so is the couples meal for you 2 then?" The waiter asked, " eww no, that's my annoying ass, big head ass brother, you can cancel the reservation, we'll be leaving" jordan said, she downed the glass of champagne the was sitting on the table and left, her brother followed, " you look fucking ridiculous in that cape, you need to take that shit off" jordan said, " don't be mad that I'm living a successful life and you aren't" he said, " right, you're successfully running from the cops, being a villain isn't paying the bills, and are those spanx?" Jordan asked, " no, they're bulletproof shorts" he said, " why the fuck are you wearing shorts, you look like a nerd, trust me, no one's aiming for your thighs you fucking loser " jordan said