At this point, I don't think I should even explain who Dave and Bambi are. They're just two dudes who hang out. And, as you would expect, things would start to go horribly wrong on one day...
August 8th, 2022.
Bambi was just relaxing in his farm, typing to his friends on Discord, protecting his corn, you get the point. His friends, Bandu and Expunged, were being goofy again, with Bandu sending phone memes and Expunged explaining the lore of FNAF. Bambi decided to get some fresh air to check on his corn. But... wait a second. Why on god's green earth is it snowing? It's August! It's not supposed to snow!
So Bambi walked up to Dave and said: "Dave, why is it snowing?! It's not winter!"
"I have no idea, Bambi." Dave replied. "Must be some unusual weather."
"Yeah. But still, I do-" Bambi suddenly stopped. He didn't know why, but he did. He turned around slowly. And then he screamed. "Bambi! What's wrong?!" Dave asked. "...I... I SEE SOMETHING IN THE SKY!!" Bambi shrieked as he pointed. Through the raging blizzards, the two saw three glowing yellow circles... and a wide smile. "Oh man. I don't like that smile." Dave said, scared. "Y-Yeah, Dave!! It's like it wants to eat my flesh!!!" Bambi squeaked. "Oh. You've got it all wrong." The creature said. "First of all, the name is Snowbreaker. I am only here to cause an eternal winter. And second of all, Bambi-" "Wait, how do you know my name?!" Bambi interrupted.
"It randomly came up on a drawing desk. As I was saying, Bambi. You are the chosen one!" Snowbreaker claimed. "Wha- the chosen one?! For what?!?" Bambi asked. "For my eternal winter festival! And because you're a god!" Snowbreaker explained. Bambi got scared again. What is a eternal winter festival? And what does being a god have anything to do with this?! "Well, you're coming with me!" Snowbreaker chimed. Snowbreaker opened a portal to another land. Bambi had no idea where this other land went, but he did NOT want to go in there.
"Okay, this is freaking me out, Snow...breaker." Dave stuttered. "Oh! You got a problem with that?!" Snowbreaker got close to Dave's face. "...Uuhhh... n-nooo..." Dave stuttered again. "Good. Now that's what I thought. Now watch as I send Bambi into this place." Snowbreaker told Dave as he picked up Bambi by the scruff of his shirt as they were ready to plop Bambi into the portal. Bambi kicked, screamed and growled as he tried to get free. "Hey, WAIT!" Dave shouted, but before he could do anything...
*ZAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAPPP!!!*
His hand was disintegrated off! Dave screamed as he held onto the hand that was once his. He quickly zoomed off to get help as Snowbreaker plops Bambi into the portal. Bambi screamed... and screamed...
...And screamed, as he fell down into the void. "PERFECT! Now what can I do?" Snowbreaker wondered. Oh yes. Eternal winter? Murder? Sure! Why not?! And so, Snowbreaker began destroying things and killing people.
Jambi, Brobgonal and Barbu noticed what was happening. Snowbreaker looked at them with a menacing grin, and they all realized something.
They need to run. NOW.
And that's what they did. They ran faster than fucking Sonic, trying to get away from the beast known as Snowbreaker. "Damn... they're really fast..." Snowbreaker started to complain. "BUT NO WORRIES!" They pulled out a crystal ball. But it wasn't a normal crystal ball, nonono. THIS ball freezes victims and makes them extremely weak. So, Snowbreaker caught up to Brobgonal, Jambi and Barbu and threw the ball at them. Barbu and Jambi tried to shield it all but...
It was too late.
*BOOM.*
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Dave and Bambi: Frostbites for Gods
Fanfiction"...Mmmmm..." Bambi groaned as he got up. Where was he? In fact, who was he? He couldn't remember anything, but he felt a small hole in his head. "YASSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" A voice shouted. "WE HAVE NEW PEOPLE TO FIGHT!!!" "Wh- wha...?" Bambi grunted...
