Snow. Snow everywhere. Zetrus ran over to a sword and picked it up. He marched over to a seriously injured Snowbreaker and held the sword over them. "WAIT!" Snowbreaker pleaded. "Don't kill me... please..." "And why shouldn't I?" Zetrus responded. "All you've done was cause chaos into this world. I was the one pissed off the most with you, along with Hjoim and Dave, and we're the ones that will take you out." "He's right." Dave weakly responded. "... (Yeah...)" Hjoim 'replied'. "I... I know but... everyone deserves a second chance..! Sure, I've done some... *cough* horrible stuff... but... I-I can change...!!" Snowbreaker responded. Zetrus just silently shook his head as he brought back the now withered hands to pin Snowbreaker down. He lifted up the sword, Hjoim readied his beams and Dave closed his eyes...
And just like that, the sword was brought down onto Snowbreaker's head... the beam was fired... and... that was it. That was the end of Snowbreaker. "SNOWBREAKER!" Frostfam yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH, I WILL AVENGE YOU! I SWEAR, I WILL..." Frostfam was cut off by Bambi blasting fire at her one last time before he fainted. Soon, everyone was over ran by the snow...
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...It's not snowing anymore. Everything is wet... because of the dried up snow. Bambi's mangled body was laying down in the wet grass. He slowly opened his eyes... he didn't want to, but he did. He couldn't see out of his left eye. His left hand felt like nothing. Did he... did he transform into a monster..? He silently cried, thinking he turned into a monster. Dave was next to him... barely alive. "...Daavvee..." Bambi cried out as he held onto Dave's hand. Hjoim crawled out of the rubble, clutching onto his hand. Him killing Snowbreaker blasted his entire damn hand off.
Bambom, Linbi, JR and Spike were not happy about it all. Snowbreaker's dead now... but at what cost? Jambi was okay, but Barbu had a cut on his eye. Well... at least it's all over now. "... (Well... now that Snowbreaker's dead... I think we should...)" Hjoim 'said'. "¡Celebra nuestra victoria en el hospital!" Bendu interrupted. "Okay. But... where's Bandu and Expu- *GASP!* OH NO!!!" Zetrus shouted.
Expunged and Bandu didn't look so hot. In fact, they both looked dead. Bambom, Linbi and JR cried even harder, thinking the two gods were dead. Who was gonna control the world now..? Bamibo, missing an arm, was the most destroyed one. Along with Barbu. The two walked over to the dead gods and cried. Bamibo hugged Bandu tight, confessing his feelings. "*hic* B-Bandu... I... I've... I've always wanted to... to say *hic* this... I-I loved you... I ALWAYS LOVED YOU! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE WHEN I WAS GONNA CONFESS MY FEELINGS?!? WHY?!?!" Bamibo hysterically cried.
Bendu took off his hat in memorial for the two gods. Suddenly, a small grunt was heard. It was from... Bandu? But he's dead! How can he make that noise if he's... dead? "Mmmm..." Bandu said, weakly. "B...Bandu...?" Bamibo stuttered. Silence. Bandu slowly opened his eyes and saw Bamibo's teary face staring at him. "..." Bandu couldn't say anything. That's how weak he was. Dave crawled over and checked Bandu and Expunged's pulses. And you should've seen the smiles on everyone's faces as soon as those four words were heard...
"We've got a pulse! WE'VE GOT A PULSE!"
"...A PULSE?!?" Bamibo shouted, before Expunged finally got up, groaning. "EXPUNGED!" Barbu shouted as he hugged him as tight as he could. However, because of how massive Expunged was, he couldn't feel a thing. Bambi gagged as he felt his eye and arm transforming. Bandages? Oh, thank you, Zetrus. Zetrus found a medkit and started healing everyone up. Yay! Now everyone is (kinda) okay now!
Everyone laughed and thanked Zetrus for what he did. "No problem, y'all! Now let's pretend none of this ever happened. Let's all go home and do what we did before this." Zetrus said. Everyone agreed and ran off to do what they used to do. Zetrus layed down as he felt like he won a major achievement.
To end the day off... everyone had a funeral for Brobgonal. "Everyone in Golden Apple land, we have to announce that Brobgonal... is dead. He's not coming back." Expunged started. "Sure, he was racist as hell, commited a lot of crimes, harmed a lot of people... but he will never be forgotten." Bandu shedded a tear as he placed flowers on Brobgonal's waterbed. "Goodbye... my best boyfriend. I will miss you, forever and always..." Barbu cried. Jambi pushed the waterbed far away, letting it float off into the sunset...
Now, with Snowbreaker and Frostfam dead and everything (kinda?) back to normal, we can safely say...
THE END.
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Dave and Bambi: Frostbites for Gods
Fanfiction"...Mmmmm..." Bambi groaned as he got up. Where was he? In fact, who was he? He couldn't remember anything, but he felt a small hole in his head. "YASSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" A voice shouted. "WE HAVE NEW PEOPLE TO FIGHT!!!" "Wh- wha...?" Bambi grunted...
