Finally, a break from all the fighting!
That's right, boyos, Y/n and the buffoon brigade have escaped containment and are now loose on the world. What kind of inane shenanigans will they get up to? How many people will feel the monster can between A...
Y/n smirked at the fellow beast in front of him, reduced now to a mere Alter-Ego servant though returned to her mature beast form.
Y/n: "So, how the hell did you wind up here, Draco?"
Draco: "I sensed some pretty massive divinity from here, so I followed it. Turns out, one of the gods that's just chilling in your brain is able to manifest himself."
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Y/n: "Was is Cronus?"
Draco: "... You have Cronus in there?"
Y/n: "Okay, not the sentient ball remover. I only have three male beings in there, the other two being a dragon and an eldritch horror."
Draco: "Wasn't either of those."
Y/n: "Then who the fuck!?"
Draco: "Lemme see if I remember him clearly... He was a big guy, I'd say taller than your boy, Heracles. Kinda felt... wrong somehow. I dunno how else to describe it."
Y/n: "One moment then. Any of you shits wanna explain?"
Cronus: "It's Typhon."
Cailleach: "Aye. That's Typhon."
Naunet: "Typhon."
Bailong: "Damn, he's ugly."
Y/n: "... SINCE FUCKING WHEN!?"
Bailong: "Ha! You do NOT wanna see what else is in here now."
Y/n's eye twitched before three unknown, yet familiar voices sounded off.
???: "Well you may be correct, but it'd be more fun to let him find out on his own, no?"
???: "Nah. I'm with Bailong on this one."
???: "I must also agree. Seriously, does dealing with Wukong so many times make you that much more of a pussy?"
???: "THE MONKEY HAS FIVE LAYERS OF IMMORTALITY! GET OFF MY DICK, HEILONG!"
Y/n blinked as he recognised that name. Heilong, the black dragon king of the north sea. A dragon representing water and winter. That would mean...
Y/n: "... All five of you scaly bastards are in there, aren't you?"
Heilong: "Just four of us. Huanglong's still a no-show."
???: "Indeed, but who really gives a damn about Huanglong anyway?"
???: "Quite literally every emperor ever, Zhulong."
Zhulong: "Well fuck you too, Qinglong!"
Y/n: "Great, I now have all four cardinal directions in my head. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that fucking Jupiter's in there."
