Chapter 2: Dude, It's Just School! Duh, It Sucks!

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(Decided to settle with an alternative chapter title design to still at least see the fun in creating imaginative chapter titles. Hence, I settled with Mike Judge composing my chapter titles for me into stupid yet hilarious remarks. Oh, and Mike Judge will also be "Helping" me write the chapters. So if you notice the characters starting to act "Stupid" that's because I'm adding a bit of Mike Judge satire in it. And yes, I still think this story is meaningless, I'm just trying to see the comicness in it with a bit of Mike Judge humor before it finally ends.)

Y/N's Pov.

"Y/N! Honey! Are you in there?" My mom, Mrs.Hill, called out to me as I woke up on my bed, half-awake as I didn't feel like going to school. "Yes..." I said in a disgruntled voice as I didn't want to go to school. "Well, wake up! Breakfast is on the table! You don't want to be late to school again, do you?" She yelled from behind the door as I heard her footsteps walk downstairs. "Fuck..." I grumbled, getting out of my bed and just grabbing my clothes that were hung over my computer chair and putting them on, not even bothering to take a shower. I simply run downstairs after putting my red converse on and rush by the table. "Gotta go bye!" I said, saying bye to my "Parents" as I grab one single pancake and chow down as I drop my skateboard down on the ground and start riding my ass to school, not giving a fuck about the people looking at me like a wild animal eating a pancake.

Eventually, after a bit of skateboarding around, I reach the school, seeing the buildings visible in the distance behind the trees. I take a shortcut through the small park and eventually end up at the street that stood across from the school's main entrance. "Man, I hate coming here." I said as I look both ways and cross the streets, finishing my pancake as I walked through the main gate with the rest of the other morons.

"Shut up." I growled internally as most of these stupid fucks were talking about shit that they hope happens today like how they hope that the teacher that sucks is absent today and is replaced with a substitute teacher just so they can be on their phones during class. I'm on my phone most of the time and hardly pay attention to whatever the fuck my teachers are saying, and whenever I can I just ask the "Smart" kid for the answers or copy off of someone and just get the wrong answers or the right answers.

I made it into the courtyard and just sat at an empty table, patiently waiting for the bell to ring not even a second goes by and it already rings. "Alright, everyone! You heard the bell! Get to class!" An administrator yelled as everyone started walking.

I entered the school and started making my way to my class and when I walked inside, I saw there was no one inside and so I just walked inside and went and sat at my desk that had my name on it.

"Okay please take your...oh, they're not in here yet?" Mr.Harvey asked and I rolled my eyes, "No shit dumbass, what do you think?" I mumbled, "I'm sorry Mr.L/N?" He asked me and I quickly wiped my snickering smile off of my face. "Nothing Mr.Harvey, I just wondered if I brought a pencil." I said, taking a half-sharpened Ticonderoga pencil out of my ass pocket. Heh, ass pocket...oh wait, those are a thing.

"Thank god." I sighed, thanking any sort of god above for the pencil I stole from the kid sitting in front of me. I reached over and sharpened my pencil with the sharpener nearby and almost let out a scream when I saw Porsha sitting next to me.

 I reached over and sharpened my pencil with the sharpener nearby and almost let out a scream when I saw Porsha sitting next to me

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