Petrichor

Writing Bloopers

A/N: Hey everyone! It's been a few days since the last update. More time than Mars and I would have liked. We'll be posting tonight or tomorrow around noon to four o'clock. It's been put off because of our recent obsession with a show. Throughout the process of writing, though, we often struggle to find things to say and instead write whatever random crap comes to our mind. We have 22 pages of "writing bloopers".  So, while Mars is currently writing some of Chapter 18 and I'm sitting around, I'm gonna post some. Warning, Mars and I find them hilarious but in reality they are not funny. This is what we do 90% of the time we're writing. 

B1: BUT the wall fell and all the titans starting coming in and eating people and then rory's parents got crushed and ate and then rory got crushed but then turned into a titan and then adalynn decided to kill the titan but then it was rory so she decided to not tell anyone and then she carried rory on her back the whole way to hange and then she cried to hange about all that she saw and then rory woke up and then everyone was crying.

B2: "So, Rory, here's the dying question. What's it like to be a titan?"

"Well, you see, Franklin, it's an experience. That's for sure. I can't really describe it, but it's this amazing adrenaline rush. And then I kill things."

"Amaz balls."

"I know." 

B3: Their side convo made me mad. I looked at Rory and nodded firmly. She understood immediately. With her knife she stabbed her necks and shifted into a titan. Then, she picked me up while she began to eat everyone else in the room except for hange. I knew something was up between them.

B4: Rory's to-do list:

Apologize to Adalynn

Give Hange ten silver

Question Adalynn on when her and Levi were on talking terms

Feed Flora and Rayne

Hange

Give Adalynn the blue box

Adalynn's To-Do List:

Apologize to Rory

Talk to Rory about my feelings WITHOUT being mean for no reason (How??)

Pick a fight with fake Levi (Olou)

Kill Rory's enemies

Get a higher kill count than Levi

Romance Levi

Figure out how to make good tea (Levi's standards)

Return his blanket, but DON'T say thanks

B5: Her mouth turned downwards. "Adalynn, please. Just wait." Dammit. I sighed, rolling over and crying. Why was she so fucking mean.

B6: So basically guys Rory almost killed me a few days ago. Crazy, I know. It was a little traumatic especially when she was like "Yeah this voice told me to kill you." She's been acting a little weird, not gonna lie. She has a sleep paralysis demon now, she's always looking behind me... It's starting to freak me out a bit. Oh, also, she's not allowed out of her cell very much. We've suspended training with her for a week. I kinda miss her because Levi always tells me I can't stay in the cells all day because I have actual work to do. Ugh. Anyway, we're gonna go on a mission today because Hange wants to capture some more titans. Sawney and Bean died so that was awkward but now she wants more. And she's super particular about it. I'm upset Rory can't go but it's fine or whatever, I'll get over it. After the mission I was promised alcohol. If I don't get it, I'll probably kill myself and then come back to haunt everyone. We're going out to a bar. Rory isn't able to be there because she might try and kill everyone again. But whatevs I get alcohol so...