The Barney House Movie

Part 1

The movie begins with a shot above the clouds; the camera phases through them to reveal the town of Royal Woods, Michigan, 22 Years Ago, to which the camera pans over. A younger Lynn Sr. is dancing out of a movie theater as a song starts to play. As he goes, he finger-guns at a younger Kotaro, who's painting; he thumbs Lynn Sr. up. Lynn Sr. continues to dance in front of Flip's Fruit and Freeze cart; Flip gives him a snow cone.]
♫ Woke up just like any morning
New day, same sunlight pouring down ♫

[After eating said snow cone, Lynn Sr. dances past a younger Mr. Grouse, who is reading a newspaper. Mr. Grouse takes his eyes off the paper, and his eyes widen.]
♫ Danced on to the beat I'm drumming
High hopes pulled my feet off the ground ♫

[Lynn Sr. continues to dance. Meanwhile, a younger Rita, as a crossing guard, is busy allowing children and one teacher to cross. She looks over and covers her face with the "stop" sign, but takes a quick peek at the dancing Lynn Sr., who now dances in front of the school's entrance. It is love at first sight for Rita.]
♫ Heart stopped, didn't see you coming
Felt like you took my breath away ♫

[As Lynn Sr. shimmies over to her, Rita turns around and pulls out her compact and lipstick, putting the latter on and swishing her ponytail.]
♫ I knew this was the start of something
And I think I knew you felt the same ♫

[Lynn Sr. pulls Rita into a twirl. The moment he sees Rita, he too is struck with love at first sight. The two lock each other in the eyes.]
♫ Time frozen, eyes open
Spun my world around in motion
Just a step away
Just a slip of fate ♫

[The school bell rings, and a lot of children pass, taking Rita with them. Rita collects herself and takes one last look at Lynn Sr., who is touched; he realizes she slipped a love letter into his pocket. The scene changes to their first date at Banger's & Mosh, laughing. The camera spins to Lynn Sr. doing a marriage proposal to Rita in a meadow, and spins again to them getting married before fading to them in front of the recently-sold Loud House.]

♫ Oh, you'd never know how one simple interaction
Could lead you down a road
Where anything can always happen
The picture in our mind changes all the time
Bigger than what we'd imagined
We wouldn't change a thing about it now
Life is better loud ♫

[Cut to inside the Loud House. Lynn Sr. notices Rita is pregnant and is surprised that the baby kicked inside the belly. Lynn Sr. is stunned for a moment, then tenderly hugs Rita's tummy. Camera flashes show baby Lori being embraced by the parents, the parents giving young Lori a certain dinosaur toy which she then hugs, baby Leni's sunglasses falling over her eyes after she toddles to Rita and hugs her, baby Luna playing with Lynn Sr.'s cowbell, baby Luan playing with sock puppets, baby Lynn playing soccer with her sisters and parents before kicking the ball out the window, and the parents introducing baby Lincoln to his sisters. The sisters all "Aww." at Lincoln and look at each other excitedly. The next few shots show Leni and Lori giving Lincoln a makeover, Luna showing him a rock pose before he taps her nose, Luan performing to the other sisters while using him as a ventriloquist's dummy, Lynn beating him at a game of four-in-a-row, and him about to cry and getting cheered up when his sisters and Barney embrace him.]

♫ Ain't no stopping now
Life is better loud ♫

[The photo zooms out to reveal a photo album. The next few photos show baby Lucy with her bangs grown out, the parents bringing baby Lola and Lana home from the hospital, baby Lisa helping Lori with her homework, and Lily posing happily. The final photo shows Lynn Sr. and Rita in front of the Loud House, followed by their eleven kids and Barney who magically appears behind them with Baby Bop and BJ getting in beside them. The camera zooms in on Lily, toddling by before cutting to her walking past the logo of the original show, on which Barney's hand comes out from the side and changes the "LOUD" to "Barney" by snapping his fingers.]