The Barney House Movie

Part 2

[Meanwhile, it is night time at the Loud House...]
Rita: "Hey, kiddos, it's late. Time to get ready for bed." [Lori is texting, and Leni is painting her nails, in their room] "Last one has to take out the garbage!" [Luan is reading a joke book, and Luna jumps down from her bunk. Lynn and Lucy are in their room...] "For the rest of the month!"
[Hearing this sends the siblings into a rush-induced frenzy; Lynn and Lucy cat-fight each other, the twins are stuck at their doorway as they wrestle for firsties, Lily is chewing on her rattle as Lisa, who had heard the announcement, drops the chemical she's working on without looking, starting to cause an explosion. She notices and starts her own rush.]
Lisa: "Uh-oh!" [grabs Lily] "A suburb time to evacuate the premises!"
[She rushes out her door, with Lily in tow, as the others exit to the bathroom...]
Lori: "I get the mirror first!"
Luna: "Not happenin', dude!"
[Leni just exits.]
Luan: "You can't brush me off!" [laughs]
[Lynn and Lucy are still cat-fighting each other, and the twins have finally exited their room as Lisa and Lily run towards the bathroom.]
Lisa: "Quickly! Let's skedaddle!"
[All four are able to make it as the chemical explodes. Now Barney and Lincoln are in his room chatting.]

Barney: "That's a Super-Dee-DUPER idea, Lincoln!" [He eats a cream puff while holding the other three for his dino friends.]
Lincoln: "Thanks! Better get to the bathroom."[Lincoln runs to his family in the bathroom.]
Barney: "Ok! See you in a little bit. I'll just send these last three puffs to Baby Bop, BJ, and Riff."[Barney makes the cream puffs disappear and faces the viewer.] "The Louds all in for a very big surprise.. especially Lincoln. Shh!"[Giggles]

[Later, everyone is in the bathroom brushing their teeth, except for Leni, who is brushing her hair, Luan, who is flossing her teeth, Lily, who is taking a bath in the sink, and Lynn Sr., who is trying to pluck out his nose hairs.]
Lori: [angrily to Leni] "Um, I'm literally trying to brush my teeth here."
Rita: "We all are, honey."
Leni: "Shh, I'm trying to brush my hair and you keep making me lose count."
Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, well, I'm plucking nose hairs and I lost count too!"
[Everyone else starts arguing. Lincoln pops up from behind.]
Lincoln: "Mom! Dad!"
Luan: [laughs] "Lincoln has to take out the trash for a month!"
Lincoln: [to Luan] "I don't care." [turns to his parents, grunting] "What part of the world are we from?"
Lynn: [seeing toothpaste on her sleeve] "Who spit toothpaste on my arm?"
Lincoln: "Clyde's family's from France!"
Rita: "Well, my family is from right here in Royal Woods, honey."
Lynn Sr.: "I'm not sure where my family is from originally. Why?"
Lincoln: "Because if we knew, we could take a vacation, and meet our relatives."
[That gets the family's attention, and the girls ramble amongst themselves, mostly to their parents.]
Lana: "Vacation!"
Lola: "Five star hotel, please."
Lincoln: "All we need to do is find out where Dad's family is from."
[The girls join Lincoln in convincing their parents into finding out.]
Rita: "Okay, let's just slow down, everyone."
Lynn Sr.: "Well, can't hurt to find out."
Lisa: "All I will need, Father, is a DNA sample."
Lynn Sr.: "No needles." [shivers] "I hate needles!"
Lisa: "Pshaw. Oh, Father." [shines a light onto her face, which changes to a wicked grin] "Needles are for amateurs."

[In Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa pushes a few buttons and flips a switch on for a centrifuge machine. Said machine is connected to a rotator at a capsule going practically at hyperspeed with Lynn Sr. inside as the family looks on. He squeals as his head is squished back into the seat he is sitting in. Later, Lisa pushes buttons on a different device; this one repeatedly dunking Lynn Sr. into a tank of water.]
Lynn Sr.: "I shoulda... picked the... needles!"
Rita: [wincing at everything her husband is enduring] "Boy, I'm glad I know where I'm from."
[Lisa activates a third device. Lynn Sr. is strapped on a table which automatically lifts his arms as six fingers repeatedly tickle his sides, having him laugh uncontrollably.]
Lynn Sr.: [as he's laughing] "Please don't!"
[Lisa pulls a switch, shutting down the machine. A dazed Lynn Sr. collapses on the ground and drools, which Lisa collects.]
Lincoln: "You couldn't have just made him spit in a cup?"
Lisa: "There's a scientific word for that: Boring."